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What do you think of Harry/Hermione?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Cameron, Jun 4, 2018.

  1. Cameron

    Cameron Banned

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    Harry and Hermione have a good foundation for a successful relationship. For the most part, they are extremely receptive to each other and trust each other reflexively nearly all the time. Hermione in particular is loyal to an almost absurd degree to Harry, willing to give up her own love and well being to be there for him. That's just... damn.
     
  2. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    r u 4 rl?
     
  3. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Never forget that Hermione ratted Harry out and had the best racing broom in the world confiscated from him for no good reason.
     
  4. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    This guy has the same Ip as @Klackerz coincidence? Burn the witch.
     
  5. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Should probably ban Klackerz for good measure.
     
  6. Otters

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    Ban witches, burn Klackerz.
     
  7. Rhaegar I

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    "Harry and Ron have a good foundation for a successful relationship. For the most part, they are extremely receptive to each other and trust each other reflexively nearly all the time. Ron in particular is loyal to an almost absurd degree to Harry, willing to give up his own love and well being to be there for him. That's just... damn."

    Also, Hermione kind of spent all of HBP mad Harry was better at Potions than her via Snape's book, spent months researching the Prince name just to prove the book was somehow a bad thing, and told Harry the book was written by Snape right after Snape killed Dumbledore!
     
  8. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    All these sleeper multi- accounts. Waiting, lingering.
     
  9. Horton

    Horton Second Year

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    Out of curiosity, what did Klackerz do originally?
     
  10. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Nothing? Its a joke. Klackerz is an older member.
     
  11. Horton

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    Ah.

    I interpreted this as somebody coming back trolling after leaving the forum due to some type of drama. As the user hasn't been on for a while.
     
  12. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    The IP was the same, that was it. Klackerz was never banned that I can recall. This is most likely the same person that has been shit posting all these threads to begin with. A multi-account that's been ban evading forever.

    Its against the rules to ban evade, so the topic was not why he was banned, but his other actions is why.
     
  13. TheWiseTomato

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    And also Hermione is just the worst.
     
  14. Dubious Destiny

    Dubious Destiny Seventh Year

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    I suppose it's because of people like him I had to apply twice to get into DLP.
     
  15. Warlocke

    Warlocke Fourth Champion

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    No, that was because you didn't pay for a gold account.

    If Hermione could get over herself for five seconds, she might actually be able to try and make a go of it with Harry. The problem is, she's a hypocrite who likes being in charge, and Harry... is Harry Potter. Nobody likes a hypocrite, and Harry has more spine than the catacombs of Paris. In that respect, neither suits the other's personality.

    Before long, he'd either get tired of her attempts to run his life, or she'd get tired of his refusal to be handled. Then again, maybe she mellowed out during her year on the run. She probably only gets an initial chance, though, if he's forgotten how she acted during 6th year.

    Of course, this analysis ignores Cursed Child, where the characters display all the good sense and mental fortitude of an overstuffed sack of half-concussed hill mynas, and Harry is afraid of pigeons because lolsorandomweempty-headeddouchebagslicktheassofpostmodernismsonothinghasmeaning.
     
  16. apoc

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    Hermione stuck a woman in a jar for months and blackmailed her because she was talking shit in a gossip rag, she’s probably the type to try and transfigure Harry into a bull and castrate him because he glanced at Fleur’s cleavage once.

    Stay woke.
     
  17. TheWiseTomato

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    Usually I'd be keen to continue the circle jerk but I just don't understand why people think that Skeeter was kept in a jar all that time.
     
  18. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    She's a stone cold killer mang.
     
  19. Blundo

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    Old: Ron bashing.

    Bold: Hermione bashing.

    Gold: Hermione never gets rescued from the troll; parents remove her from Hogwarts for safety reasons, never to be heard from again. It turns out Ron and Harry are actually pretty resourceful and managed to muddle through the Voldemort problem anyway. In the epilogue, Ron says "Mate, remember that girl from first year? What an utter nightmare she was haha"
     
  20. theimmortalhp

    theimmortalhp Third Year

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    Definitely a Ron/Daphne/Tracey scenario.
     
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