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If Trump wins...

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 21, 2016.

  1. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I foresee many poor decisions in his future.

    Not mine though! Man, have I been thinking clearly these last 24 hours.
     
  2. Another Empty Frame

    Another Empty Frame Fake Flamingo DLP Supporter

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    This is foolish and ill-advised. I hope you find a way to get hot/get laid soon Oz! let us know how it goes.
     
  3. Deltox

    Deltox Banned

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    Oz could:

    - Hire a hooker.
    - Get a pet.
    - Get a GF.
    - Get a BF.
    - Find an expat who wants to stay.
    - Work as a male escort.
    - Work as a female escort.

    And many more options await!
     
  4. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    Get a pet? You sick fuck.
     
  5. mort

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    Wrong type of pussy I'm afraid.
     
  6. Nuit

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    That reminds me of this.

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer DLP Supporter

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    In mere hours, Donald J. Trump will become the 45th President / God-Emperor-to-be / Based Prez / 1st Dictator / newest NWO pawn*. His plan is to start immediately on Making America Great Again / Grabbing America By The Pussy*, and only time will tell whether or not he will achieve his campaign promises.

    Speaking of promises, how's yours going, Oz?

    *Pick one of the options.
     
  8. Hero of Stupidity

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    I think we are spending a little more time on OZs dick than it is advisable. Also I was thinking of visiting Oz but now I think I would rather go somewhere where there is no chance of blueball related injury.
     
  9. Zeelthor

    Zeelthor Scissor Me Timbers

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    I don't think injury to your balls is the greatest danger.
     
  10. Oz

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    Hey oz I found this picture of you, looking good man.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Ugh, today has made it impossible to Reddit without getting sucked into an argument.

    You'd think it'd be easy to avoid an argument about politics in, say, /r/opiates, where the main topics of conversation are "I just scored more junk!" and "I'm out of junk and it's awful!" but you'd be wrong. It's weird to find bigots and racists in the Hard Drug community - I didn't know it was possible to be a heroin addict without interacting with a person of color at least once or twice in a day, even in a 97% white city in North Ontario.

    Going to take a break from the internet for a bit. Getting in arguments about global warming with homeless heroin addicts is about as far as I can possibly stretch my will in a given day.
     
  13. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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  14. Marsupial

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    ...out of curiosity, how much time would you advise spending on Oz's dick?
     
  15. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    According to the Drake equation there is a person for Oz dick but even the God couldn't tell us how much time we need to spend on it.
     
  16. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Oz, your Asian chick is here. Come on to fuck.
     
  17. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Lyndon?

    <filler>
     
  18. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Lyndon is my translatlantic twin sister, that would be weird.
    Seratin if you haven't snapped a pic I'll be so upset. I must know what she looks like.
     
  19. Seratin

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    Oz Apologies, didn't see this. At least we know she's a returning Asian. Quite hot too so this is an ongoing mission.
     
  20. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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