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  1. Oz
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    And for the record that's not a joke it's a riddle.
    Post by: Oz, Oct 6, 2019 in forum: The Humor Mill
  2. Oz
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    It's 'sometimes mine letter' he just typod.
    Post by: Oz, Oct 6, 2019 in forum: The Humor Mill
  3. Oz
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    That is very hurtful. I implore you to rethink your attitude.
    Post by: Oz, Jun 21, 2019 in forum: The Humor Mill
  4. Oz
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    Thank you Matt.
    Post by: Oz, Aug 17, 2015 in forum: The Humor Mill
  5. Oz
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    Get your eyes checked, buddy. :^)
    Post by: Oz, Jan 13, 2014 in forum: The Humor Mill
  6. Oz
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    Well there's your first mistake. You think Robin Williams is funny. EDIT: What's the difference between vagina and apple pie? When I eat apple pie I don't eat the crust! [IMG]
    Post by: Oz, Jan 26, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    A best man man was asked to testify in trial for an assault charge between the groom and his new wife at the wedding after party. The judge asks him to say exactly what happened, so he replies, "Well I was dancing with her when he just stormed over with rage in his eyes and kicked her right in the vagina." "Dear Lord, that must have hurt!" "You're telling me, the cunt broke three of my fingers."
    Post by: Oz, Jan 22, 2012 in forum: The Humor Mill
  8. Oz
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    I don't think World or Minion would be interested tbh. Not with my hair short anyway.
    Post by: Oz, Nov 6, 2011 in forum: The Humor Mill
  9. Oz
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    To tl;dr it for people: [spoiler]
    Post by: Oz, Nov 6, 2011 in forum: The Humor Mill
  10. Oz
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    I was expecting a Pilkington pun. You disappoint me, nmb.
    Post by: Oz, Aug 10, 2011 in forum: The Humor Mill
  11. Oz
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    Aali: Jimmie Carr? :awesome
    Post by: Oz, Dec 24, 2010 in forum: The Humor Mill
  12. Oz
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    The cliffs of Moher. :(
    Post by: Oz, Nov 25, 2010 in forum: The Humor Mill
  13. Oz
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    Republi21, you're a gay. And a stupid one at that.
    Post by: Oz, Oct 26, 2010 in forum: The Humor Mill
  14. Oz
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    Meh. Old jokes are old, but reminded me of something that got me in trouble at a college table quiz 2 weeks ago. Q: What book is about a child that never grows up? A: Madeline McCann's biography.
    Post by: Oz, Sep 26, 2010 in forum: The Humor Mill
  15. Oz
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    I'm pretty sure 10/10 people in a gangbang would enjoy it. Gangrape on the other hand...
    Post by: Oz, Aug 28, 2010 in forum: The Humor Mill
  16. Oz
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    And in the end they had their asses kicked. Napoleon too. Your point is?
    Post by: Oz, Aug 9, 2010 in forum: The Humor Mill
  17. Oz
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    How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave at her. *necros the shit out of this bitch*
    Post by: Oz, Aug 3, 2010 in forum: The Humor Mill
  18. Oz
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    Heh, I think mine's funnier. ^_^
    Post by: Oz, May 11, 2010 in forum: The Humor Mill
  19. Oz
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    A group of 4 Microsoft .NET programmers and a group of 4 Java programmers are going on a train to an expo. The MS programmers buy a ticket each, and then watch the Java programmers proceed to buy one ticket between them. The MS programmers are intrigued and when they get on the train, they watch the Java programmers to see what they do when the guard comes to check the tickets. It turns out that, before the guard comes, they all cram into the toilet. The guard knocks on the door, and...
    Post by: Oz, May 10, 2010 in forum: The Humor Mill
  20. Oz
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    Yeah, you're definitely a troll.
    Post by: Oz, May 4, 2010 in forum: The Humor Mill
  21. Oz
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    OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY! LOL! What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock up your cunt.
    Post by: Oz, May 4, 2010 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Not jokes, but funny nonetheless. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" Witness: "I only have one, you know." Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" Witness: "By death." Lawyer: "And by whose...
    Post by: Oz, Apr 5, 2010 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    [/B]To add to that, what do you say when you see your fridge floating at night? Nothing, that's one strong nigger.
    Post by: Oz, Feb 16, 2009 in forum: The Humor Mill
  24. Oz
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    What do sperm and lawyers have in common? [spoiler]
    Post by: Oz, Dec 29, 2008 in forum: The Humor Mill
  25. Oz
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    ... o.o You makin' this shit up to piss us off, Rabbit? D:
    Post by: Oz, Dec 15, 2008 in forum: The Humor Mill
  26. Oz
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    And we call painkillers panadol, aspirin, paracetamol, anadin, ibupforen etc. Didn't realise the rest of the world were confined to one type of painkiller. -_-
    Post by: Oz, Dec 12, 2008 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    I think this is more posts than you've ever made in a single day, Jangelina. D:
    Post by: Oz, Dec 12, 2008 in forum: The Humor Mill
  28. Oz
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    Normal people don't get so pissy over a kid's joke.
    Post by: Oz, Dec 11, 2008 in forum: The Humor Mill
  29. Oz
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    >.< FFS...[spoiler] Artenry: Fukken lawl. XD Kinda Dubliner jokes, but can be applied everywhere. How do you know a north-sider's having an orgasm? She drops her chips. How do you know a south-sider's having an orgasm? She drops her accent. What separates man from beast? The River Liffey. What do you call a north-sider in a car? A joyrider.
    Post by: Oz, Dec 11, 2008 in forum: The Humor Mill
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    Aekiel: The pic is better. ;) What's orange and sounds like a parrot? [spoiler] How do monkeys make toast? [spoiler] Why are there no painkillers in the jungle? [spoiler] If you are retarded and didn't get that last one... I pity you.
    Post by: Oz, Dec 10, 2008 in forum: The Humor Mill
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