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  1. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    "Middling to good"? Anyway. I watched this dreck. You can see when the writers' heads disappear up their own asses. It's like watching someone vomit on a vulture picking at a road accident. I think the characterization was the most horrendous part. The 1st Doctor is from the '60s, not a product of it. Instead they shit on his character, making him out to be Tumblr Enemy No. 1. And of course, CURRENT YEAR Doctor has to bang on about how that's simply not acceptable. You tell those bastards...
    Post by: Inquisition, Dec 26, 2017 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  2. Inquisition
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    How can you say that? This is just an organic evolution and not forced by the media at all. EDIT: Oh god... It begins. Fucking kill me.
    Post by: Inquisition, Jul 17, 2017 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  3. Inquisition
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    If the Doctor had become female earlier (by Matt Smith's term at the latest), it would have negated a good portion of the upcoming backlash. Now, there's going to be people wondering, "did they do this based on merit? Or did they do it based on 'superduper radfem diverse inclusive progressive sjw cuck' etc." And as for adapting to female biology, the best possible outcome is that "the Doctor is female now yo, get over it" is the best way to deal with it. Don't make a big fucking deal of...
    Post by: Inquisition, Jul 16, 2017 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  4. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Moffat has always been about the shock value. Turn an idea on its head to wake people up. Statues move, shadows eat you, blah blah blah. Time Lords become ladies and Ladies become lads? Fine, but the Doctor's had 13 regenerations now, and that's never happened once. There's 50 years of history that says this doesn't happen for no reason. That's mostly where I'm against this. And to her credit, Gomez performed amazingly well, considering her limited body of work. I was really...
    Post by: Inquisition, Nov 11, 2014 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  5. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    I was more happy with these episodes than I have been with the whole series, but I'm never happy. 1. Missy. Still not sold on a female Master, mostly because it seems that they made him a female JUST BECAUSE. They had already said that it was possible (ie. The Corsair), but it just stunk of slapping it in our faces and rubbing it in, like a dog who's pissed on the hardwood. Also, no explanation of how the Master was even able to show up. Or a potential second TARDIS just sitting around on...
    Post by: Inquisition, Nov 9, 2014 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  6. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    As usual, a recycled Matt Smith plot - this time from all the way back in Season 5/6. This one wasn't half bad. Suspenseful and fun. Weak ending though... show the damn escape, ffs. And for the better, it glossed over the stupid tension plot that they've built up. The whole idea is annoying more than anything else and it's because of that that I'm getting really sick and tired of Clara. Her whole characterisation wobbles back and forth and it's getting ridiculous. She knows he's...
    Post by: Inquisition, Oct 12, 2014 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  7. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Doctor Who is stuck in the Matt Smith era... without Matt Smith. His Doctor was supposed to be the one where you can go around the universe for adventure with the magic wizard man with the funky box and still be there for work tomorrow. In other words, completely stupid. Amy and Rory meet up with random fuckers, go somewhere else where they see otherworldly things, and come back home in time to keep being a professional model and nurse, because fuck Rory he's still a nurse. Clara meet up...
    Post by: Inquisition, Oct 9, 2014 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  8. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Humans are stupid. And sausage making is a very unique process that I got to experience once. Quite fascinating.
    Post by: Inquisition, Aug 24, 2014 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  9. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Opening Titles: Not bad, but original is superior as usual. [spoiler] The theme starts off okay, but the high-pitch gets irritating. Episode: Not bad. Capaldi is an amazing actor as usual, and he really puts on a good performance. More post-regeneration shenanigans, and then Clara's characterisation goes off the deep end - [spoiler] ---------- Post automerged at 03:28 ---------- Previous post was at 02:56 ---------- Opening Titles: Not bad, but original is superior as usual. [spoiler]...
    Post by: Inquisition, Aug 24, 2014 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  10. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6RAUxoufuE I'll just put this over here.
    Post by: Inquisition, Apr 4, 2014 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  11. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Because a pimpsmack is simply a polarity-reversed karate chop. I knew there was a suspicious reason you didn't want a karate chop Doctor...
    Post by: Inquisition, Jan 30, 2014 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  12. Inquisition
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    I'mma pimpsmack you so hard you'll think it's 1972, KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!... [IMG]
    Post by: Inquisition, Jan 30, 2014 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  13. Inquisition
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    Supposedly Eccleston was onboard for it, but wanted more creative input to shape his own Doctor (the lack of which made him decide to leave the show), and wanted a particular director, Joe Ahearne (b. 23 Nov 1963, directed Dalek, Father's Day, Boom Town, Bad Wolf and Parting of the Ways; admittedly not amazing episodes, but the history is there). Moffat wanted a different director, Nick Hurran (not b. 23 Nov 1963, directed The Girl Who Waited, The God Complex, Asylum of the Daleks, The...
    Post by: Inquisition, Dec 29, 2013 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  14. Inquisition
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    But that's exactly what was needed after Day of the Doctor; something with a bit of a great story to show us that DotD wasn't just a flash in the pan. Ever since Blink, Moffat has been terrible. Excellently terrible. Let me explain: The first bit is really good and looks promising... and then the second bit is half-assed and bad. Case in point, Series 5 to 6 and 7. Series 5 ended on a good note; the Doctor had saved the universe (once again), and there were still questions. Who were the...
    Post by: Inquisition, Dec 28, 2013 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  15. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    (Don't even) Blink. Provided of course that the Weeping Angels hadn't been seen before.
    Post by: Inquisition, Dec 26, 2013 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  16. Inquisition
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    One of my favourite Doctor Who stories, from 2003. Starring Paul McGann, because The Night of the Doctor just was not enough. "I expect that, one day in a few hundred years from now, someone will meet me and say 'is that really the Doctor? How strange... he seemed such a nice old man...'"
    Post by: Inquisition, Dec 18, 2013 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  17. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    I have no problems with this episode at all.
    Post by: Inquisition, Nov 24, 2013 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  18. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    INCORRECT. Eccleston and RTD wanted two different things for the Doctor. Eccleston wanted a more serious, more adult role for the Doctor and RTD wanted "allons-y" and 3-D glasses and bullshit plotlines. Guess who won out. It wasn't the guy who was the antagonist in the first G.I. Joe movie, that's for sure.
    Post by: Inquisition, May 5, 2013 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  19. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Just you bringing BF up made my heart grow two sizes this day.
    Post by: Inquisition, Dec 25, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  20. Inquisition
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    An epilogue to The Power of Three. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00zn6ff I'm still trying to figure out what to say about Seasons 6 and 7, so I'll leave that alone for a bit.
    Post by: Inquisition, Oct 12, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  21. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    That was a joke; the BBC would not so randomly alienate the Conservative party (now in power) in a one-off stupid line from a kids show.
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 30, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  22. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    You know, these reviews all started because I got told off by the vast majority of people here that I was being too negative. So I was actively trying to find things to be positive about. And now I'm getting told off because I'm too positive? Is there anything perhaps you'd like to talk about from Series 5? Or are you just being a whiny little nag like most other Scottish women.
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 30, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  23. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    DOCTOR WHO REVIEWS Series 5 - Is The Writing Better Yet, Because I'm Running Out of Things to Add to This Subtitle; Actually, I've Got A Good One For Series 6 Anywho, the Doctor (having just left the planet Earth) is crashlanding (also on the planet Earth) and he narrowly misses being impaled on some building that I can't remember off the top of my head. I'd like to point out at this point that the TARDIS doors open inwards. So how the fuck did the Doctor end up outside? Anyway,...
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 30, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  24. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Okay, so I've been busy with things masturbating. Back to DOCTOR WHO REVIEWS Series 4¾ - The Tennant Special Olympics I forget what I was going to call it, but whatever. First up is The Next Doctor, starring David Morrissey and Jarvis Cocker. Okay, it's Tennant. And Cybermonkeys. I don't know what those are all about. More Cybus Cybermen, and "Mercy" Hartigan has really cool contact lenses. Then she gets inside a gigantic mecha as if this were a really low budget anime (Japan can do it...
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 26, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  25. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    You also desire to engage in deviant sexual acts with My Little Pony characters. What's your point.
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 19, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  26. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    No. Because I had already made a sand castle in the exact same spot, and left it alone, and the waves came by and did a small amount of damage, but it was still pretty cool. And it looks terrible because there are bits of old sand castle and bits of new sand castle merged into one big mess. It looks terrible. And if I squish it again, maybe you'll finally rebuild it right properly and it'll be something we both enjoy. I was going to wait for Series 7 to make my payoff pitch, because Ben...
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 19, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  27. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    ANGRY INQ IS BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS. HERE IS: DOCTOR WHO REVIEWS Series 4 - The Only Meta Crisis Is The Writing The Christmas episode this year is a combination "blowjob to humanity" and what is usually called by nut bar conservatives as "pushing the gay agenda". This second aspect of the episode comes in the form of Bannakaffalatta, who is a homosexual cyborg. Homosexuals Cyborgs are discriminated against, blah blah blah. He or she or whatever came out of the closet about his...
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 19, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  28. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    I'm trying be funny while trying not to sound too whiny, so nobody has a bitchfest over how I'm so positively negative. But a thousand times yes.
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 18, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  29. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    I'm amused by the fact that one of the next Doctors HAS to be a "minority" of some sort, otherwise it's racist and/or sexist. The very act of promoting a certain sex or ethnicity over another is racist and sexist in and of itself. If the actor who plays the Doctor is a black woman? Who gives a shit. If not? Who gives a shit. But the characterisation better not suck, or the shit won't work. And speaking of black women, we move on to: DOCTOR WHO REVIEWS Series 3 - Jungle Fever This...
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 18, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  30. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Well, I said that future series reviews would follow, and I really am quite bored. People who aren't Ellisande, tell me to shut up with these if you like. Hopefully I can at least entertain you in... DOCTOR WHO REVIEWS Series 2 - Electric Boogaloo ----- The Christmas special. Well, the evil Santas are cool. This is an okay outing for the Doctor, despite spending half of it in bed snoring. He more or less wins a sword fight and saves the day right after waking up. Not bad for a man who...
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 13, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  31. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Okay, fine. I want to address this in a state of mind that's sort-of-not-frothy-anger, so here goes. I like Doctor Who. I really do, despite everything I have and am about to say. I'm just not terribly fond of the writers. Or the supplemental characters. The new plots. And maybe it is silly of me to be tearing apart a children's television show - it's about as silly as the rest of you watching a children's television show. I don't really know what it is about the new series that makes me...
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 11, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  32. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    They would have met at the wedding. Unless that was retconned out.
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 9, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  33. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Uh. You say that all the time. All the god damn time.
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 8, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  34. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Nope. Remember how the one Dalek just sat there and had potshots taken at it by the Cybermen. And nothing happened. They could have walked through them like a hot knife through butter. But they needed the touch of a time traveler LOL PLOT, so they had a plan. I haven't watched the episode, so no I can't elaborate. Presumably, however, there's at least a fraction of a second between the time that the place was destroyed, and the time that what's-her-face made the Daleks forget (which in...
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 3, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  35. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Well, other than the crazy Time Lords (ie. The Doctor, the Master, the Mara, the Meddling Monk and Drax) all of the 'normal' ones were stuck up cunts who never really wanted to leave their own planet. But if the writing's any indication, yeah we'll see tons. Uh, Daleks used to come in one flavour, and everything that wasn't Dalek was supposed to be exterminated, or that's how it used to be. Then in 1985, they broadcast "Daleks in a Funeral Home", or Revalations of the Daleks, wherein...
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 3, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  36. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Yeah, but everybody else in this thread seems to like her. I was going with them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalek_variants And Moffat's been name dropping to win me back. It's not going to work. Also, in the poster, you can discern some old-school Daleks. And apparently, there's a [spoiler]
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 2, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  37. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Uh... River Song (back when she was awesome)? You're welcome.
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 2, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  38. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    I just thought I'd pop in and see if I couldn't discern plot details from spoilers. [spoiler] I'll be honest, I was tempted to watch because apparently the Daleks are in this episode, but as I said behind the spolier tags, I'm fairly sure it's something really stupid that concludes the show. --- Edit because Celestin ninja'd me. [spoiler]
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 1, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  39. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Well, since I'm up anyway, I can do something that some people might agree with. Part 3. Now back to QI.
    Post by: Inquisition, Aug 29, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  40. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    I don't even have to say anything critical of this. MORE LIKE POND SCUM Now we know what the Torchwood replacement spin-off is going to be. EDIT: WHAT ABOUT SCREAM OF THE SHALKA OMG CONTINUITY RAPE EDIT 2: I just read everything I ever posted in this thread. THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THE WHOLE TIME... The whole time I wasn't fighting with that idiot QuaziJoe. EDIT 3: I'm soooo bored.
    Post by: Inquisition, Aug 24, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  41. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    http://www.idwpublishing.com/news/article/2230/ [IMG] [IMG]
    Post by: Inquisition, Feb 18, 2012 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  42. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Polandball cannot into television. If you're a fan of a good story, ANY good story, you cannot just sit there and watch this drivel. Once again, it was an Amy and Rory-centric episode. The Doctor was a prisoner, the Doctor was rescued by Amy, Amy-Amy-Amy, some Rory, Amy-Amy, the problem is solved and the Doctor's cunning plan is revealed at the very last second to the sound of the mentally handicapped applauding while a thousand chimps excrete putrid...
    Post by: Inquisition, Oct 2, 2011 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  43. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    So, we've found out that Amy and Rory have stolen every possible idea that the Doctor gave them and became entrepreneurs. So even when they've left the show, they make cameo appearances. Which is kind of like George W. Bush giving the State of the Union address during the Obama presidency. And with a Republican-controlled Congress, it might fuckin' happen. Oh, and Craig was there too. And the Doctor, I guess. But he was more like Doctor John Smith, Family Counselor. He saved Rose's...
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 25, 2011 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  44. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    More big name stars. We'll see if my projection of the writing plays out. Also, hooray for Bill Bailey. Maybe he can do his French Doctor Who theme.
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 23, 2011 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  45. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    So yeah. Also, this week's episode was actually good. Holy shit. And when I say good, I mean marginally better than whatever the hell that other crap was. Also, Britfags: when you saw David Walliams doing his best French impersonation (silly surrender monkeys), did anybody else think that he needed to be pushing Matt Lucas around in a wheelchair? Or coughing at the Doctor from behind the desk? Or writin-da-feem-toon, singing-da-feem-toon? And if you didn't. Where has your sense of humour...
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 18, 2011 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  46. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Bitches don't even know about how there is no gender equality.
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 14, 2011 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  47. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    I'm not saying his regeneration was a high point of the series. I'm saying that his performance, the acting was superb. It was powerful and moving. That's what a good performance is all about. Man, even when I praise something, people whine.
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 11, 2011 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  48. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    Once again my glimpses of the future are ignored by the dumb and the indolent, but don't worry, mortals; I haven't forsaken you... yet. Some more emotionally moving stuff, if you actually have emotions. Some more ignoring the Doctor completely in favour of the useless mortals. Maybe Steven Moffat has an inferiority complex, what with all the impudence. The preview looks good, but I'm well on my way to assuming that next week's episode will be as weak and unimpressive as last week's. Also,...
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 11, 2011 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
  49. Inquisition
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    Doctor Who

    DLP is devoted to stamping out obvious stupidity in the most insulting and hateful ways possible. If you haven't figured that out by now, get out. HURR DURR ON TOPIC NOW. If this season was a fanfic, we would have given it a maximum of two stars, and deposited it gently at the bottom of the Recycling Bin so we'd never have to put up with its shit again. We have our all-powerful Mary Sue in River Song, who happens to be the offspring of two best friends turned lovers. And the Doctor now...
    Post by: Inquisition, Sep 6, 2011 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
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    Doctor Who

    Unfortunately, QuaziJoe's mental process is so convoluted that what statements you may intend to mean in a critical way, such as: - "you suck at creativity" - "you don't know how shit really works, and you're pulling shit from your ass based on what other fucks have said" or - "you're a moron" become such factually bereft ideas such as: - "I am on a level comparable to two famous UK TV writers", - "the BBC will retcon X" or - "I should be a Republican candidate for United States...
    Post by: Inquisition, Aug 30, 2011 in forum: Movies, Music and TV shows
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