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  1. ASmallBundleOfToothpicks
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    Sounds lulzy. Do it.
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, Jun 14, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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    Read the book of the same title; it's much better than the relatively mediocre movie.
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, Jun 13, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
  3. ASmallBundleOfToothpicks
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    Uh. So, the plot would be about how Harry has to either kill or redeem his father, Satan? Or maybe he joins the dark side and ends the world? What're you going for here?
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, May 23, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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    Of course! And don't forget about how Harry is actually descended from Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene, and Cornelius Fudge is Pontius Pilates reincarnated by the Pleiadians to help them probe the Wizarding World.
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, May 17, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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    Running with the whole "Squib Sister" plot, if you're going to have him fight the society that exports squibs to the muggles, you've got to go full intrigue mode. I say the squib sister is long dead, but a mostly suqib-level metamorphmagus is masquerading as her to help get some support for his little rebellion. The Old Men™ try to squash it with infiltrators, double agents, Hourse-elf Suicide Bombers, coupled with the slowly unraveling plot of the body double's. There also has to be...
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, May 17, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
  6. ASmallBundleOfToothpicks
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    No. Go read the damn books again.
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, May 17, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
  7. ASmallBundleOfToothpicks
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    Sounds like a steaming pile of crap, full of OC's or blank slates. On top of that, for this story to work, one would need to really catch the atmosphere of the time, the forties in Great Britain, as seen through a psychotic child who can do magic. 1. Without living parents who care about him, Tom Riddle is shit out of luck when AK hits him on the forehead. It doesn't even obey the convoluted internal logic the Rowling used. 2. He's still a high-risk case for Dark Lord-dom, since he's...
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, May 15, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
  8. ASmallBundleOfToothpicks
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    This must exist. Write it now. :fire
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, May 14, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
  9. ASmallBundleOfToothpicks
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    Actually, this is pretty much the subtext of all the creature!Harry stories. You could have replaced 'black' with 'drow' and ended up with a very banal framework for an angsty half-drow Harry Potter story about how Drizzt-like the Boy-Who-Lived is.
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, May 13, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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    Must... wash... away... the fail... with SP/HP fusion. --Harry Potter vs the World-- "So I was thinking…" "Oh dear god," Hermione mumbled trying to dig herself deeper into the fascinating tome she was reading. "This can't be good." Ron paled, pushing his sugary snack away as he shifted on the couch, "Mate, the last time you said that, I almost ended up burned to a crisp by Evil Mecha-Lockheart." "Oi! I can have good ideas sometimes!" "The time before that I almost got eaten by Fluffy...
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, May 11, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
  11. ASmallBundleOfToothpicks
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    I really don't see how you could do it any other way, given the sheer irreverence of Scott Pilgrim.
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, May 2, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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    Tom Riddle laughed as his foe stumbled into the chamber, dust-covered and weary. The best that old fool Dumbledore could manage was a twelve-year old boy who looked like a stiff breeze could knock him down? He repressed a snicker when the child ran for his host's comatose body. "She won't wake, you know." "What?" Oh that stupid boy… "Are you dead?" "She is- huh?" Tom stumbled on his words. "You don't have any hearts floating over your head. Whenever that happens to someone they seem to...
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, May 2, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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    I would argue the point of Crabbe and Goyle 'doing alright' in Slytherin. I think they were put there because the Hat couldn't put them anywhere else. Anywho- Crazy crack plot idea: When Harry survived the Killing Curse, it didn't leave him untouched. From an early age, his accidental magic was out of control, and since he grew up around the video games like Zelda and Super Mario Bros., he subconsciously tried to turn the world around him into a strange amalgam of real life and console...
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, May 1, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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    Evidently, all of us, because we're obsessed with a setting enough to write stories about the characters in it- for absolutely no money. Just a thought.
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, Apr 29, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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    Except that Harry's never been exceptionally clever or resourceful. I'll give you determined and a bit of free spirit. The primary reason for Harry's success is that he had a friend who was basically a magical MacGuyver (except not quite as bad ass) and a knack for fighting. Oh, and luck. Heaping, wobbling piles of luck.
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, Apr 23, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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    If you're trying to keep all of the characterizations canonish, Harry would be a very mediocre Slytherin. He's really not that cunning, nor particularly ambitious, especially in the first book. In fact, I'd argue that from the first time you meet Harry, you're confronted with his tendency to jump headfirst into things without thinking them through, which is a very Gryffindor trait.
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, Apr 23, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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    Sounded logical up to this bit. Shocked and Irate Harry has the tendency to leap before he looks- Book 5 anyone? Hell, even in Book 1 Harry's got that tendency.
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, Apr 23, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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    This is a fantastic idea. You could have Dudley be the White Rose! :awesome Seriously though, there needs to be more Black Company Fanfiction. What would be interesting is if the Unspeakables were actually built from the Black Company, and Croaker has been running the show from behind the scenes since... forever. The Lady and The Dominator are entombed, but Voldemort is slowly working out the secret of Taking people, and delving into their tombs for secrets best forgotten. Now there were...
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, Apr 23, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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    Hmmm. He needs a holocaust cloak and a wheelbarrow as well.
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, Apr 21, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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    Harry Potter dies in the Graveyard. However, because of the Horcrux, he's only almost dead. Voldemort's plan went off without a hitch, and now Harry has to stop the dark lord even though he's "less than spirit, less than the meanest ghost". Apparently he can possess animals and willing humans. Not quite sure where to go from there really.
    Post by: ASmallBundleOfToothpicks, Apr 21, 2011 in forum: Fanfic Discussion
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