1. DLP Flash Christmas Competition + Writing Marathon 2024!

    Competition topic: Magical New Year!

    Marathon goal? Crank out words!

    Check the marathon thread or competition thread for details.

    Dismiss Notice

  2. Hi there, Guest

    Only registered users can really experience what DLP has to offer. Many forums are only accessible if you have an account. Why don't you register?
    Dismiss Notice
  3. Introducing for your Perusing Pleasure

    New Thread Thursday
    +
    Shit Post Sunday

    READ ME
    Dismiss Notice
DLP Story Competition Guest User Registration Nag SPS + NTT

Make Pictures Funny Again

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Jon, Jan 23, 2017.

Not open for further replies.
5/5, 3 votes
Page 118 of 228
  1. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2007
    Messages:
    6,036
    Oct 10, 2018 #2341
    Cheerup bucko, the only way to go through life is to make yourself numb to the pain.
     
  2. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2009
    Messages:
    3,427
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Texas
    Oct 10, 2018 #2342
    [​IMG]
     
    Sparkee, The Arid Legion, point09micron, H_A_Greene, James, Damy, Jibril, oakgem217, ScottPress, DarthBill, Boo, Republic, Seratin
  3. Heather_Sinclair

    Heather_Sinclair Chief Warlock

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2008
    Messages:
    1,526
    Location:
    The Eighth Circle of Hell
    Oct 11, 2018 #2343
    [​IMG]
     
    Ash'Ura, oakgem217, DarthBill, ScottPress, H_A_Greene, James
  4. Myduraz

    Myduraz Headmaster DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2009
    Messages:
    1,164
    Location:
    Stockholm
    Oct 11, 2018 #2344
    And you thought a cat on the keyboard was annoying, imagine rewriting a whole book 'cause of that pesky feline.
     
    Alindrome
  5. Oruma

    Oruma Order Member

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2010
    Messages:
    833
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    PoCo, Canada
    Oct 11, 2018 #2345
    I have seen a rebuttal to it but couldn't for the life of me find the source.
    The gist of it, though, is:
    "Why am I the asshole? I have places to go and things to do and you, Mr. Hiker and you, Miss Trainer stopped me for a fight that I CANNOT RUN FROM. I have a competitive team because I am a competitor. Don't blame me for destroying your team when you make me fight you in the first place, and don't whine about your fucking innocence."
     
    FlyingOctopus, Zerg_Lurker, douter, Moridin, Ash'Ura, Cjonbloodletter, Arthellion, H_A_Greene, Nuit
  6. H_A_Greene

    H_A_Greene Unspeakable –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2009
    Messages:
    715
    High Score:
    4,492
    Oct 11, 2018 #2346
    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
    Meerkats, Oz, Eilyfe, Zeelthor, Crimson13, Quiddity, ScottPress, James, Kraken, Chengar Qordath, Ash'Ura, Phantom of the Library, KHAAAAAAAN!!, Kensington, The Iron Rose, Cjonbloodletter, oakgem217, Goten Askil, Nemrut, TheWiseTomato
  7. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2009
    Messages:
    3,427
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Texas
    Oct 12, 2018 #2347
    [​IMG]
     
    Paranoid Android, Zerg_Lurker, The Arid Legion, RJL333, Nevermind, ScottPress, James, douter, Kraken, oakgem217, Sataniel, Otters, H_A_Greene, DarthBill, Nazgoose, Xiph0, Phantom of the Library
  8. H_A_Greene

    H_A_Greene Unspeakable –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2009
    Messages:
    715
    High Score:
    4,492
    Oct 12, 2018 #2348
    [​IMG]
     
    Sparkee, Alindrome, Zerg_Lurker, Oz, Ash'Ura, oakgem217, DarthBill, VanRopen
  9. Download

    Download Auror ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2014
    Messages:
    640
    Location:
    Adelaide, Australia
    High Score:
    1918
    Oct 12, 2018 #2349
    [​IMG]
     
    Sparkee, Euroclydon, FlyingOctopus, Zerg_Lurker, The Arid Legion, Ash'Ura, The Iron Rose, H_A_Greene, ScottPress, douter, Nemrut, Kraken, oakgem217, Moridin, Kensington, VanRopen, MonkeyEpoxy
  10. Nemrut

    Nemrut The Black Mage ~ Prestige ~

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2009
    Messages:
    1,551
    Location:
    Department of Post-Mortem Communications
    High Score:
    2,101
    Oct 12, 2018 #2350
    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
    Red, Zerg_Lurker, The Arid Legion, Kraken, DarthBill, Ash'Ura, Crimson13, oakgem217, Nevermind, H_A_Greene, ScottPress
  11. Krieger

    Krieger Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2009
    Messages:
    1,378
    Oct 12, 2018 #2351
    [​IMG]
     
    Sparkee, Inert, Zerg_Lurker, Oruma, The Arid Legion, Kraken, Krogan, Moridin, Kravot, H_A_Greene, Blorcyn, ScottPress, Ash'Ura, oakgem217, Heather_Sinclair, Phantom of the Library
  12. Otters

    Otters Groundskeeper ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2010
    Messages:
    367
    High Score:
    2005
    Oct 12, 2018 #2352
    [​IMG]
     
    Zerg_Lurker, Ash'Ura, oakgem217
  13. Silirt

    Silirt Chief Warlock DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2018
    Messages:
    1,529
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Georgia
    Oct 12, 2018 #2353
    upload_2018-10-12_14-11-55.jpeg
     
    Paranoid Android, KGB, Zerg_Lurker, Ash'Ura, Kraken, Damy, H_A_Greene, oakgem217, Blorcyn, Seratin
  14. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2015
    Messages:
    746
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Pine Tree State
    Oct 12, 2018 #2354
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
    Ash'Ura, Nevermind, Krieger, Kraken, ScottPress, Phantom of the Library, oakgem217
  15. Rehio

    Rehio Bad Dragon ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2007
    Messages:
    367
    Location:
    New Mexico
    High Score:
    2588
    Oct 12, 2018 #2355
    God no. No. Fuck. This was supposed to be sealed away forever in the depths of memory, never to return.
     
    Euroclydon, Genghiz Khan, Paradise
  16. Download

    Download Auror ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2014
    Messages:
    640
    Location:
    Adelaide, Australia
    High Score:
    1918
    Oct 13, 2018 #2356
    [​IMG]
     
    Alindrome, point09micron, douter, Inert, Blorcyn, Zerg_Lurker, Ash'Ura, Republic, Chengar Qordath, Heather_Sinclair, Argosh, Kraken, Phantom of the Library, oakgem217, ScottPress, H_A_Greene, Moridin
  17. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~ ⭐

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2009
    Messages:
    2,059
    Location:
    UK
    High Score:
    2,296
    Oct 13, 2018 #2357
    I was going to post saying I didn't get why that was funny, but now I'm not sure I want to know - thanks for the warning!
     
    The Iron Rose, Paradise, Moridin, Heather_Sinclair, H_A_Greene, Psychotic Cat, Innomine, Nemrut
  18. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2012
    Messages:
    5,048
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Silesia
    Oct 13, 2018 #2358
    "Oi, ya got a loisence for that knife?"

    [​IMG]
     
    R. E. Lee, Kraken, Ash'Ura, The Arid Legion, oakgem217
  19. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    1,065
    Location:
    Australia.
    High Score:
    3694
    Oct 13, 2018 #2359
    Man that's fucked. A Stanley knife is probably the hardest tool in your tool bag to actually do damage with on top of that.
     
  20. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2006
    Messages:
    1,511
    Location:
    One of the Shires
    High Score:
    9,373
    Oct 13, 2018 #2360
    That's fucking ridiculous, even for the UK. He could take it to the Crown Court to try and appeal it, but that'd probably end up costing more money in court fees and lawyer charges than the fine was.
     
Page 118 of 228
Loading...
Similar Threads
  1. Arthellion

    Funny Pics? No Malarkey!

    Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019, in forum: The Humor Mill
    Replies:
    2,155
    Views:
    510,539
    yargle
    Mar 25, 2024
  2. Andrela

    Cool Cosplay Pictures Thread

    Andrela, Feb 19, 2016, in forum: The Humor Mill
    Replies:
    213
    Views:
    85,402
    Psychotic Cat
    Nov 23, 2021
  3. Antivash

    Official Funny Pics Part 2

    Antivash, Jun 2, 2011, in forum: The Humor Mill
    Replies:
    1,998
    Views:
    642,847
    Oz
    Feb 18, 2012
  4. madeyemoody

    Funny Pictures Thread

    madeyemoody, Dec 20, 2006, in forum: The Humor Mill
    Replies:
    5
    Views:
    3,919
    Dark Minion
    Dec 27, 2006
  5. madeyemoody

    Inspirational Pictures

    madeyemoody, Feb 26, 2006, in forum: The Humor Mill
    Replies:
    7
    Views:
    8,220
    Assassinator_of_Dumbledor
    Mar 31, 2006
Not open for further replies.