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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Jon, Jan 23, 2017.

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    @Silirt, what's the joke?

    moving on:

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    Putting your head in an oven and breathing in the gas causes your nervous system to shut down, then you asphyxiate. It's a terrible way to die, and a surprisingly popular way to commit suicide. Whoever is behind this prank has expended at least $80 trying to kill whoever is taking the picture, suggesting that his/her death, multiplied by the incredibly small probability this stupid plan will work, is worth at least that much to the mastermind.
     
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    I thought it was a joke about Jews and ovens.
     
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    That works too. I would think for full effect it would need to be a smaller unit of currency, since anyone would pick up a twenty.
     
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    Jews and ovens, or a modern (if slightly abstract) recreation of Hansel and Gretel.
     
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    Uuuh. Lolwut. That was clearly a Jew joke (I mean money and ovens, come on) and not this obscure suicide shit, but hats off to you silirt.
     
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    Nazi humor: trapping Jews in ovens with money trail.

    Jewish humor: Getting caught in an oven by nazis using low denomination fiat currency as bait.

    Very meta.
     
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    Oh, well if we'd like the most likely possible explanations for jokes every time we posted them, I would have preferred to have someone clarify that in advance.
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    Anyway, this is a reference to a phenomenon in the Spanish Housing crisis during which people tried to destroy buildings to raise the value of their homes, but their attempts were mostly unsuccessful.
     
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    That is terrible.
     
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    I totally missed it.
     
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    It's a terrible, terrible pun. The flag is Argentinas. Argentina/Urgent Tina.
     
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