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Complete A Second Chance at Life Series by Miranda Flairgold - T/M

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by ChuckDaTruck, Aug 3, 2005.

  1. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    Do you really think all of your pictures hurt us?

    We have a 3000 year old vampire on our side, with such extensive bloodmagics and animagus forms that all shall tremble before our wrath.

    After fighting hand to hand with raging demons your pathetic pictures are laughable.
     
  2. Lord Osiris

    Lord Osiris Auror

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    It will be the Elves that rise up and raise this planet of us inferior mortals because what was it before...oh yeh becuase someone 10,000 years ago bet them they couldn't! Death dragons, yes plural, power all the way...Just you all wait the Elves will destroy everything whilst laughing and fucking that 3000 year old vampire with extensive blood magics up the dooper.
     
  3. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    Ah but Namach and the elf general are lovers, yes we also have the power of love on our side.

    When Namachs ice Dragon and Rahkeshs Death Dragon make the beast with two backs the whole world will tremble.
     
  4. Ragon

    Ragon Dark Lord

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    Namach and the elves can get married in California.



    I give in the lulz are too much.
     
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  5. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    That's the point.

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  6. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    Those pathetic knock offs pale in comparison to the glory that is real elves and Vampires. With their beautiful hypnotic eyes and ripped bodies no one can resist them
     
  7. Ragon

    Ragon Dark Lord

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    But I like vampires more
     
  8. Spira

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    Those pathetic knock offs pale in comparison to the glory that is real elves and Vampires. With their beautiful hypnotic eyes and ripped bodies no one can resist them

    Goddamn man. You just gave me some bad shivers.

    Elves and Vampires can go suck each other off for all I care.
     
  9. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    STFU! 67890
     
  10. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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  11. Ragon

    Ragon Dark Lord

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    ^
    Namach
     
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  12. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    Oh fuck that I give up.

    I almost vomited a little at those last two pics...

    Still Rahkesh is gonna be able to kick Vampire and Elf arse since he is now no longer mortal. Human mixed with Dragon blood, with Thunderbird, Basilisk and Death Dragon forms... he's gonna murder them.
     
  13. LogrusMage

    LogrusMage Supreme Mugwump

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    Can you really not smell the failure?

    This story is a tiny cancer cell in DLP. We all better hope to god it isn't malignant...

    Biopsy? Please?
     
  14. Perspicacity

    Perspicacity Destroyer of Worlds ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Everyone always misses the sheer awesomeness that is the Phoenix. That's the real trump card, the reason he'll handle the whole "necromancy/mastery over death/death dragon" thing so spectacularly.

    Kill it. Kill it with Gum. (Fire won't work on a part-phoenix). Or not. I'll keep on reading anyway.
     
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  15. Lincos

    Lincos Professor DLP Supporter

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    HA...Haha...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh man, EPIC FAIL.
     
  16. fuubar

    fuubar Headmaster

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    This thread has devolved into something worse than the majority of the Hall of Shame... Thats saying quite a bit too...
     
  17. LogrusMage

    LogrusMage Supreme Mugwump

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    Sometimes, when something fails just hard enough, it wins.
     
  18. fuubar

    fuubar Headmaster

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    True, very true.
     
  19. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Sadly, that is not the case for ASCAL...
     
  20. Spira

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    Hmm. I must be the only person here who actually likes this story.
     
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