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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 20, 2013.

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    Googled it, doesn't exist. /gullible
     
  3. Tarnished Blade

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    And that is how you beat my sisters in the 'PENIS!' Game.

    Link so I can share on facebook?
     
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  6. Tarnished Blade

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    Actually I wanted the website you got it from.

    Also, since the penis game is won by whoever yells penis the loudest in a public place, you have no hope of winning.

    But, yes you can play with them; after I tie you up, leave you in the middle of the desert and tell their respective husbands where I left you.
     
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    I think I would have probably said, "Happy."
     
  14. Hero of Stupidity

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    They went with bashful.
     
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    Steve Harvey is great for the show. If you look in the youtube archive, there's some real gold. There's one that is 'describe your sex life using a road sign' or something akin to that, and one fat black chick responds with '4 way intersection.' Might be the funniest thing I've ever seen.
     
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    Nekkid gramma is the best answer ever though.

    Question was "What's one thing a burglar never wants to see?" Guy said "Nekkid Gramma" with so much conviction.
     
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    Oh, god. I threw up a little from laughing too hard.
     
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    Someone explain this to me a little? What is their negative shake of the head supposed to mean? That they won't answer that question?
     
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    Yes, they were reluctant to say anything. Possibly because they couldn't think of anything positive I guess.
     
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