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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

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    Still one of my fav SNL sketch ever..
     
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    Ok off topic and not comical but doesn't hogwarts have pretty stringent charms against boys and girls mixing areas? The dormitory staircase comes to mind. And in attempt to answer my own question, does the invisibility cloak deter charms or just hide people? Specifically the hallow Harry has.

    Wow. Such a terrible post for a humor thread. Feel free to ignore.
     
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    Pretty sure it's implied that the Quidditch teams have mixed locker rooms, that could have just been from a Taure story though.
     
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    Or maybe it's a silly cartoon. You can never know with these things.
     
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    There is always the prefects bathroom.
     
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    Stairs to girls dorms and adjacent bathrooms are protected. Separate girls baths, showers and toilets are not. Apparently the warders were concerned only with uninterrupted sleep of their female students. Anyway, protection seems primitive a could be theoretically bypassed by student of Tom, Hermione or Bil competences.
    Harry is typical dunderhead, but Harry's cloak is one of a kind item. It may help him in this endeavour.
    Well, Peeping Potter is adorable, there is nothing wrong with it. Boys be boys, after all.

    Then there were Disillusionment and Obliviation charms and rather suspicious adults. And there was this particularly creepy rat animagus character that looks like child molester, talks like child molester, likes to sleep with preadolescent children and sneaks around the castle dorms. And main girl character's cat vehemently dislikes and regularly tries to kill him for some reason. The same cat that gets along well with birds and insane escaped convict dog animagus with murderous intents...
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    Blegh, gotta stop thinking of it. A least Voldemort was only snake-fondling ponce-hugger with teenage fangirl tendencies.
     
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    "WAKE UP, POTTER! WE'RE GOING TO THE ZOO!"
     
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    Work that sock.
     
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    I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but I can't zoom in. Is there a bigger version available?
     
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    Just click on it buddy.
     
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    I already tried that. It's still ridiculously small. When I tried looking at it with my iPhone, it just zoomed in to show blurry blocks.
     
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    Ah, you've got it set to show links instead of images? I have it set like that, one way around it is by opening the link and then removing the l right before the .png. (This only works for imgur thumbnails.)

    Or option 2, you can quote it then get the link from the url bbcode.

    [noparse]
    [/noparse]*

    *And the quote isn't broken, I used the noparse code to prevent it.
     
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  15. Rhaegar I

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    Note to self: never trust .png. .Jpg is my friend.
     
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    What are you talking about?

    I thought .png had superior quality. I remember learning that when I would take screenshots and jpg would blur them but png would leave them crisp.

    Might have had to do with the quality I had as settings but I learned it using just default values to windows paint. I think it was. Could have been paint.net.

    Point is it's superior at the same storage size/setting.
     
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    To be honest, it doest really matter what the imgur url ends in. Even http://i.imgur.com/j094dtu.gif works.
     
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    Hahaha, that's horrifying :awesome
     
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    Oh God. That's hilarious.
     
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