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Official funny pics 4 teh win.

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 20, 2013.

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  1. MonkeyEpoxy

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    One of the guys watching becomes a teapot.

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    What a prick owner.
     
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    I remember another variation of this:

    "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll hit you with a fucking shovel."
     
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    This one is better because it rhymes. Clearly.
     
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    That ranks right up there with the least insane headlines I've seen in dailymail.

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    I wouldn't be so sure on that. The article has been in a bunch of different newspapers, all of them with precisely the same wording, but none of them seem to be reputable ones. I'd be wary of trusting anything the Daily Mail says anyway, never mind when it can be spun to give a xenophobic slant to the story.
     
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    I was not checking whatever story is true but whatever Daily Mail publishes stuff like this. Also, whatever this comment really was published.
     
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    ...Yeah, this is kind of how I feel sometimes.

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    "May I Play Devils Advocate"

    For some reason cracked me the fuck up.


    Now back to my regularly scheduled programming of Dresden files.
     
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    I don't know what's more pathetic, the comic itself or that anyone actually found it funny.
     
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    hay gaize i found the MRA.

    Let's move on, this is not the feminism thread.
     
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    silly bitch cut holes in a perfectly good hat.
     
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    Perfectly good =/= fedora......
     
  18. KHAAAAAAAN!!

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    ..... is what you would say if you weren't baller enough to rock one.

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    Nuff said...
     
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    Douchebags have ruined the fedora for anyone who could actually pull it off.
     
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