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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 20, 2013.

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  1. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    It's old, but I still laugh every single time I see it.

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    Melanie's Marvelous Measles
    The author/publisher writes: “Melanie's Marvelous Measles was written to educate children on the benefits of having measles and how you can heal from them naturally and successfully. Often today, we are being bombarded with messages from vested interests to fear all diseases in order for someone to sell some potion or vaccine, when, in fact, history shows that in industrialized countries, these diseases are quite benign and, according to natural health sources, beneficial to the body. Having raised three children vaccine-free and childhood disease-free, I have experienced many times when my children's vaccinated peers succumb to the childhood diseases they were vaccinated against. Surprisingly, there were times when my unvaccinated children were blamed for their peers' sickness.

    Okay, so the book itself isn't funny so much as WTF, but the reviews...

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    That is my second favorite who's line skit of all time. I love it so much.
     
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    I bet the original headline pre-editing read "beats off 15 police officers while masturbating."

    If not, it should have
     
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    ^ uhh. You already posted that. In this page even.

    Edit: Ugh never mind connection problems causing weird things in my browser.
     
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    He quoted it, not reposted.
     
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    I'm sorry, this will be the last.
     
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    Quick Ben In ur docs, stealin ur werds.

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    I wish I understood that Steel beam joke.
     
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    It's a 9/11 conspiracy theory I believe.

    Edit: Just googled and got a reddit thread for it. Apparently it was indeed a conspiracy theory during 9/11 wake where-in theorist pointed out that ignited jet fuel wasn't hot enough to melt the steel beams in the North Tower, thus inside job. Popular (science or mechanics, can't remember) debunked it though, stating that melting the beams wasn't the issue, the heat made them structurally unsafe instead.
     
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