What the fuck.

Is that real?

 

No. Of course not.

 

Wouldn't be the first messed up Star Wars figurine.

 

It's not the gore that's an issue, it's that a lightsaber wound is bleeding.

 

^ so sad

 

So this is a thing apparently, I didn't know.

 

Snippet from a Japanese textbook on English:



"Should you need any help, please untie the knot and reveal my nipples. I'll unlock my potential." - Src.: Kotaku

 

You fool! My nipples are not yet showing! This isn't even my final form!

 

There should be a pokemon whose final evolution is a simple sphere. But the previous evolutions are all really complex. Like, a psychic dragon that's second to last form is really awesome, but it becomes just a ball. A really deadly ball.

 

Ohmnomnom(Electric/Dragon)
Little devourer.
"IT sits in its nest in the electrical grid and eats and eats ferociously, day and night. It never feels full. Nationwide blackouts are not uncommon as a result of its relentless hunger."

Jabberoarky(Psychic/Dragon)
Fantastic devourer.
"When IT finally could eat no more from the depleted grid, it emerged into local space-time and began lazily prowling the urban jungle. It lures in prey with tantalizing fantasies of glory and lobotomizes them. When their dry husks are sucked of nutrients it sets them aside as the foundation of a new nest."

Kuglakhan(Dragon/Dragon).
Terrible devourer.
"Having eaten the human population in the immediate domain, IT turned its eyes upon za warudo itself and took a form most appropriate for reaching all life upon the earth. Fortunately its mental prowess lost all throughput capacity and it became as harmless as a kickball."

 

^ That moment when Zenzao spoils the endgame of In Gold We Trust