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Discussion in 'Little Italy' started by Eidolonic, Jan 16, 2017.

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  1. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    Look!
    Grandpa’s in the paper!
    “War hero Philip Schuyler loses senate seat to young upstart Aaron Burr”
    Grandpa just lost his seat in the senate

    Sometimes that’s how it goes

    Daddy’s gonna find out any minute

    I’m sure he already knows
     
  2. MathBlade

    MathBlade First Year

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    If I say what I imply
    Then the wrong person might die.

    Look again where I said Fonti+Tom
    And where you said something wrong.

    For if I get the two reversed
    Forever shall I be cursed

    It is I who communicates to thee
    But now you explain what you see

    Then maybe scum misfire
    And we get one more chance at scum roasting in fire
     
  3. Typhon

    Typhon Order Member

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    If another person posts in verse, my head is going to explode. Please, please, let's dispense with subtlety or whatever. If you're claiming acolyte, claim it.
     
  4. Quiddity

    Quiddity Squib ~ Prestige ~

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    Okay now I'm completely lost.
     
  5. Typhon

    Typhon Order Member

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    Please hold off until we have the claim or not, here
     
  6. MathBlade

    MathBlade First Year

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    See I can do productive rhymes Jan :)

    I am just that good :D
     
  7. Quiddity

    Quiddity Squib ~ Prestige ~

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    I want more than a claim. Math will have 1500 crumbs if they are.

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    Typhon I pinged this because it seemed to come out of nowhere.
     
  8. Typhon

    Typhon Order Member

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    I get that, but if we're getting a claim we need to have a conversation about it first.
     
  9. MathBlade

    MathBlade First Year

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    I knew Typhon had the guilty.

    Not claiming acolyte.

    God damn it y'all. Can't fucking read. Let me get the crumb. I didn't vote it til other people noticed to protect Typhon.
     
  10. Typhon

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    Like, we can evaluate it's veracity as the day goes on, but I want it very clearly made or not right now.
     
  11. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    While we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice

    Talk less
    Smile more
    Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for

    You can’t be serious

    You wanna get ahead?
    Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead
     
  12. Typhon

    Typhon Order Member

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    ...you mean you knew I had the guilty whenever I suddenly inserted Jan into the full scum team I built N1 and said he had his own special category of scumminess?

    I mean, I'm glad somebody is reading my posts at least, but that does not make you town.
     
  13. Fluffiness

    Fluffiness DA Member

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    And when did you know this?
     
  14. MathBlade

    MathBlade First Year

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    Here is where I crumbed it.

    There was no way I was ever voting Typhon.

    It was a message to him with someone I townread I was now scumreading.

    Combined with the holy and something wrong having a guilty is a good thing so nothing is wrong.
     
  15. Typhon

    Typhon Order Member

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    I'll reread the day a few more times, probably, but I've not been wagoned to my knowledge, so voting on my guilty to protect me is... not really a thing?
     
  16. MathBlade

    MathBlade First Year

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    Ugh DLP doesn't do quotes in quotes.

    DLP you suck.
     
  17. Quiddity

    Quiddity Squib ~ Prestige ~

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    You started randomly saying youd never get lynched.

    Which is fine by me if fonti prefers it that way.
     
  18. MathBlade

    MathBlade First Year

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    On D1 you were wagoned and I was protecting you from being outed as a PR.

    So this didn't happen. I was going to vote Jan as soon as someone else did. If I did it too close people catch on but then vote brigade happened so I piled on.

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    This scenario we are in now*

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    Correct I won't.
     
  19. Quiddity

    Quiddity Squib ~ Prestige ~

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    You need to be more specific
     
  20. MathBlade

    MathBlade First Year

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    And if Fonti shoots me lynch her.

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    Why?

    I have demonstrated why I did what I did.

    I am certain I won't be lynched. Otherwise all of DLP revokes their town reading abilities.
     
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