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(April Fools) Announcing a partnership with FanFiction.Net

Discussion in 'Announcements' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Yes, of course.

    That is something else entirely.
     
  2. Drunken dark lord

    Drunken dark lord First Year

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    Well this seems reasonable.

    As a swedish user, I feel that this wonderful merger will allow greater tolerance and freedom.
    All hail our wonderful and tolerant overlords!
     
  3. Euro

    Euro Sixth Year DLP Supporter

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    I propose starting a manifesto: Fundamentals of Future Fanfiction and call it F3. I'll be a thing. Especially if it's in done in this colour scheme.
     
  4. Zeelthor

    Zeelthor Scissor Me Timbers

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    There is not enough room here for another Swede, Drunken Dark Lord. Fetch your lance and elk, we shall settle this with a joust.
     
  5. coleam

    coleam Death Eater

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    Best stick to 50 words at a time. That way we can bask in its brilliance for the next 385 years!
     
  6. Drunken dark lord

    Drunken dark lord First Year

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    as long as we celebrate with some surströmming afterwards. :)
     
  7. Bill Door

    Bill Door The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Why is this not an internationally televised sport?
     
  8. Wtfitskenny

    Wtfitskenny Second Year

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    Why Aren't we rushing to make this an internationally televised sport ?:D
     
  9. Zeelthor

    Zeelthor Scissor Me Timbers

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    Because if it is witnessed by any wussies from places less bad-ass and awesome, it could cause serious harm. And fuck no, Surströmming is vile and evil.
     
  10. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Christ, I did a double take when I opened the website. Then, like many others, I tried to highlight text.

    ...

    This merger is even more horrifying beautiful than last year's was. Nice work.
     
  11. Drunken dark lord

    Drunken dark lord First Year

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    I agree with you, but we have to try our best to sound patriotic
     
  12. Wtfitskenny

    Wtfitskenny Second Year

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    I'm still glad that I decided to open my curtains this morning before opening my macbook and going to DLP.
    I saved my Eyes quite a bit of trouble.

    But After 12 hours I would really really like the normal theme back
     
  13. Heather_Sinclair

    Heather_Sinclair Chief Warlock

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    What is this "normal" you're speaking of? :confused:

    I'm sure the White on Black theme will be available after a modest donation has been made. Beyond that perhaps you might butter the mods up with a nice juicy lemony song fic, preferably a song that nobody has ever heard of so the significance will be understood by absolutely no reader.

    Or, if you're feeling particularly adventuresome, copypasta huge chunks of canon text and alter one or two words, thereby making it entirely your own, then post it. Sit back and wait for all the wonderful reviews!... and maybe the brightness of the page will dim slightly. No promises.
     
  14. Lyrium

    Lyrium Sent Back to India

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    I've never been this awake before so early in the day. Is it the background or the mention of song fics?
     
  15. Swimdraconian

    Swimdraconian Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    YOU BROKE IT, JON. GODDAMMIT, YOU BROKE IT.

    ...oh.

    okay.

    in lite of our nu merdger, i will take this opertunitty to type lik teh commn ff.net user. update soon, pls.
     
  16. Oinyal

    Oinyal Fourth Year

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    Words cannot describe what this new screen did for my migraine. Truly a miracle I didn’t have an epileptic fit... from joy. Obviously. Cough.

    Thank you so much, you—you benevolent overlords! I just—I’m in awe…
     
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  17. Cxjenious

    Cxjenious Dark Lord

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    I thought DLP had a virus.
     
  18. Wtfitskenny

    Wtfitskenny Second Year

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    Guy's It's April 2nd, It can stop now
     
  19. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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  20. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    I tell you to start believing at once.

    Otherwise, your story will be deleted.
     
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