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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Midknight, Dec 15, 2005.

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  1. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Dec 21, 2005 #81
    I challenge you.

    Ginny + the dead roosters from the CoS movie.

    Caption? Choking chickens since 1st year.
     
  2. Xiph0

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Holy shit what people might think of! * concentrates on monitor to keep such thoughts away *
     
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    Yeah, thanks! :twisted:
     
  4. Lord Ravenclaw

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    Couldn't find any really "tasteful" dead chickens, nor any shots of Ginny covered in chicken feathers. But I just got an idea...
     
  5. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    theres a cut scene in the CoS DVD that shows Hagrid holding the dead roosters was thinking of that.

    Good shot of her though, the eyes make it perfect
     
  6. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Ah...I don't have the CoS DVD.
     
  7. Cervus

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    My own take on the Choking Chickens Challenge (that just rolls of the tongue does it not?). Like Raven I had trouble finding a tasteful picture of a dead chicken, so I just went for the drawing instead.
     
  8. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I have the main DVD, but through the extras DVD out b/c we never watched it and it had a minor scratch, heh.

    Could take the Foghorn Leghorn pic and stick skulls on his eyes, or X's
     
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    Best I could do unfortunately. Couldn't find any skull graphics that I could resize and keep the quality so they were recognisable.
     
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    Couple of Tonks bars.

    You know I've got sort of addicted to this.
     
  11. Xiph0

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    * Serious * Now now, such blasphemous thoughts, dont you want to go back to making bars....yes... thats a good boy * pats cervus' head *



    * :p *
     
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    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Chicken dun look dead bt it was hangin from a wall by its neck so i figure it is... oughta submit THAT one to Userbar.com
     
  13. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Heh, yessss first kitchenware, then userbars, and then having you all send me your money and virgin 18 year old hot sisters.. yesss...

    Wait a minute, hot virgin 18 year olds? pfft n/m who the hell am I kidding.
     
  14. DGD

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    This is supposed to have an "icy effect".

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    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    nice effect/font
     
  16. DGD

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    Redone with a border and light effect.

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  17. Xiph0

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    Little to bold, more transparent/faded maybe? The ice does look good..
     
  18. Lord Ravenclaw

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    A user bar for a new saying I coined based off of nonjon's trilogy of stories.

    "Praise be to DLP!"

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    What about the same background image, but the text " Kitchenware Soldier"
     
  20. That_Boy

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    midknight, how do you get the bars cycling through like that? I want more than i have in my sig but I don't want it too long.
    help???
     
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