Complete the plot bunny

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  1. Taure

    Taure Magical Core Enthusiast Prestige DLP Supporter

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    A game to distract me from revision. It's very simple:

    - Complete the plot bunny of the post above.
    - Give an incomplete plot bunny to the person below.
    - Try to be funny.
    - It's okay to mess around with the wording in the name of funny.

    I'll start:

    Eurotrip by FourthReich
    Nazis. Inferi. Vampires. When Harry, Ron and Hermione took a holiday to Germany, they expected these things. But what they didn't expect
     
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    was that everything would change when the Fire Nation attacked.

    Pleasure Cruise
    Harry was finally free to pursue his dream of becoming a ship captain. He purchased an old vessel, repaired it and set sail. He couldn't have known that...
     
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  3. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    ...was Grindelwald's daughter hunting them for sport.


    Bunny;

    Harry wanted to go back in time to his first Hogwarts year. But things went to hell when he landed
     
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    ...in an abandoned toy factory in 1850s London. Even worse, the resident group of ghosts were of the kind in need of a solid exorcism.

    Now that that's out of the way... Xandrel, you've already hijacked one plot bunny thread. Don't get greedy, dude.
     
  5. Taure

    Taure Magical Core Enthusiast Prestige DLP Supporter

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    You guys fucked up the chain already. I'll restart us:

    Pickpocket by Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler
    A spate of pickpocketing in Diagon Alley leads Auror Potter to investigate. In doing so, he touches upon a mystery which will lead him to
     
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    ...Dumbledore's secret prostution ring.

    When an adult Harry Potter relised there was monsters beyond human reckoning just out of sight he relised his only choice was...
     
  7. Hawkin

    Hawkin Minister of Magic

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    ...to flee like the craven he was.

    Harry Potter has left the wizarding world following the war and is enjoying his exile...
     
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    ...on a small, uncharted island in the Pacific. Everything is fine until one day, a meteor causes a tsunami. He has mere minutes to save his cozy retreat from disaster. What's worse is that...
     
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    He's almost out of rum.

    Harry has grown tired of Dumbledore's manipulations and the Weasleys using love potions on him and decides to throw off their shackles by...
     
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    esran Professor

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    ...manipulating Dumbledore and using love potions on the Weasleys, thus achieving equilibrium.

    Months after the battle of Hogwarts, Harry awakens to find himself trapped in...
     
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    Hawkin Minister of Magic

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    ....Draco's sex dungeon.

    Hermione needs help to convince the House Elves to revolt against their wizards masters. She enlists...
     
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    Garden Minister of Magic

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    all the outcasts and halfbreeds of Wizarding society: Lupin, Dobby, Hagrid, Hagrid's brother Grawp, Fleur (because everyone hates her because she's half-veela), Flitwick (Mr. Champion Half-Goblin), and Griphook. They journey forth to find the Love Room in the DOM, which holds the spells tying them to eternal servitude to Wizardkind.



    Dudley starts dealing drugs, and accidentally drugs Harry with NZT-48....
     
  13. Corvus Black

    Corvus Black Seventh Year

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    ...who then comes across Hermione's list of plans and reforms for the Wizarding World. He achieves everything on the list before the drug wears off.

    Harry wakes up the next day to...
     
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    ...the horrible realization that in his drug-induced frenzy, he had a threesome with the Patil twins (that's not so bad) and then choked them both to death (that's very bad). The only way to fix things is to steal the last functional Time Turner from DoM while juggling uncomfortable questions about the twins. Then it turns out he only has five days to plan and execute a break-in to the most secure vault in all of UK, because...
     
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    ...the Patil twins were actually goblin ninjas sent to kill him, and their father is Ragnok, the Dragon Rider, who holds Ron and Hermione hostage underneath Gringotts, along with dozens of other Parvati and Padmas and the real Patil twins. Harry, knowing he's going to need help to pull this all off convincingly, recruits...
     
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    blizzarrrd Fourth Year

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    Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback, who remembers Harry from back in the day and allows him to become his Rider. Clad in his customized Basilisk-Hide armor and armed with the Sword of Gryffindor, Harry, with the help of Norbert, swoops in to save the day. The moment Ragnok is defeated, the spell all the Pavatis and Padmas were under breaks, and they realize that only Harry deserves their true devotion.

    *

    After several years of peace and relative boredom, Harry really didn't expect to be sucked into a street runoff while wandering through muggle London. Confronted with...
     
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    Averis Don of Delivery Prestige

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    ...four karate-kicking tortoise Animagi Death Eaters and Peter Pettigrew, their rat sensei.

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    Struggling with the shamelessly unscrupulous tactics of the High Inquisitor, Professor Umbridge, Harry is fed up with trying to convince the boot-licking Undersecretary to listen. Taking matters into his own hand, he decides he's going to get her fired from her post by...
     
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    ... proving to the Ministry that she has an uncontrollable lust for hot centaur dickings.

    Retcon
    In a bleak future where he's married a Weasley and has three horrible children, Harry Potter decides to go back in time and fix his future by...
     
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    ...fucking Lily Potter.

    Wizard of Interest by The Machine
    HP/Person of Interest crossover. When Harry Potter's number comes up, Finch and Reese will face their greatest challenge yet as they try to save him from...
     
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    a group of assassins, muggleborn wizards who embraced their muggle roots and combined magic and muggle technological developments to form the deadliest unit of hired guns/wands on the planet. Reese and Finch realize they're out of their depth and try to warn Harry, only for Harry to surprise them and take on the assassins with the help of his friends. A battle ensues with no clear winner as both groups eventually retreat with their wounded. The stakes run higher than ever when it becomes clear that...
     
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