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Cute Girlfriend Gives Good Head...ache

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by White Rabbit, Mar 31, 2008.

  1. White Rabbit

    White Rabbit Hippity Hoppity DLP Supporter

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  2. Cruentus

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    Points for the girl being hot, but....not really funny at all.
     
  3. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    ... yeah, that bitch deserves to be shot.
     
  4. White Rabbit

    White Rabbit Hippity Hoppity DLP Supporter

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    Really? This is shit is funny to me.

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    But then again I'm on the road to anihilated drunkeness. I'll watch it again in the morning.
     
  5. Reyhkt

    Reyhkt Groundskeeper

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    The guy should have slapped that ho. Now that would be funny indeed.
     
  6. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    That had better translate into an amazing blowjob for him, or he's utterly useless.
     
  7. Tehan

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    Reverse the genders, and watch the video be utterly flamed to hell in a couple minutes, max.
     
  8. Dark-Stallion

    Dark-Stallion Professor

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    Wow- I decided to watch it muted (I find that most of the time I get more lulz by adding my own dialogue- how sad am I?) and it was epic...

    She has got a nice ass, and so you also get points for that. Wish my bitch would gain some weight around that area...
     
  9. Banner

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    I'm not laughing. Really, I'm not ...

    * runs out of the thread, so no one can hear her *
     
  10. Koalas

    Koalas First Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Very nice jiggle on impact. Besides that...meh.
     
  11. Anarual

    Anarual Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    I would bitchslap her into next year. using fuckin' baby powder.

    Bitch is gonna get raped some day for shit like that.
     
  12. JohnThePyro

    JohnThePyro Headmaster

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    Violence against women is wrong-unless you're that woman.
     
  13. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    *Puts hand out* C'mon widdit!
     
  14. Calis Clayr

    Calis Clayr Seventh Year

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    ... I'd pick up that plate and hit her right back. Especially if she laughed after doing stupid shit like that.
     
  15. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

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    I always wanted to see the guy from American Pie get busted over the head.
     
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  16. JohnThePyro

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    Look at him like fifteen seconds after he was hit, I think he was planning too.


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  17. Lindow

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    I could see a sequel to this where the guy sells her into a prostitution ring in Thailand.
     
  18. White Rabbit

    White Rabbit Hippity Hoppity DLP Supporter

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    Shit, I was expecting him to like beat her with a baseball bat or something ah well I hope he left a hand print mark on her ass tho.

    PS: Fryer your avatar of the retard makes me want to hurt so many people.
     
  20. Reyhkt

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    Lulz! The guy just stood there, and laughed at her while she was crying. Bitch got owned. But yeah, a baseball bat would have been better to hit her with.
     
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