I've read a couple decent ones by Silver Pard, who also wrote Ne Fiat Lux and and Eternal Return for Harry Potter. I've looked around, but all others seem like unreadable trash (as it is with most fandoms). Any recommendations?

 

There's very little to be found thats worth the effort involved in looking. Carnivorous Muffin has written a few that you might find enjoyable, from what I remember there were a couple somewhat interesting DeathNote bits hidden somewhere in their story list.
Nothing else is particularly worth mentioning.

 

Thanks, that's one impressive story list. Shame he rarely completes most of his stories...

 

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7694354/1/I-Dare-You I laughed really hard at this one