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Do you think Snape ever had sex?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by GirlUniverse, Apr 2, 2017.

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  1. GirlUniverse

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    Surely no one slept with the tosser.
     
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    Apr 2, 2017 #2
    No.

    Why would you even make us consider the question? D: D: D:
     
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    I think that he was a virgin purely because of his love of Lily.

    He could have easily found a nice Snape!Fangirl and settled down and had many, many ugly children.
     
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    Do you ever think he raped girls and memory charmed them?
     
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    Pretty sure Snape turned himself into a girl and pimped himself out to afford his obsessive hunt for remaining hairs from Lily Potter for his polyjuice whores.
     
  6. GirlUniverse

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    Do you think he ever raped Lily or wanked to her?
     
  7. Dresden11

    Dresden11 Fifth Year

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    Don't yall all know that Snape and Lily were secretly doing it behind James' back because he was such a bully! Then Snape called her a mudblood, so to get back at him she married James. Yep. Pure canon.
     
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    With his hand... if it didn't reject him.

    Maybe with an unwilling jarvey, because it would talk dirty and call him names the whole time.

    Other than that? No.
     
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