So, this thread is for random word spews: odd drabbles, incredibly short scenes, that have no coherent plot or idea behind them. Drabbles/word-spews like this are seen in iRC all the time - basically, this just opens it up to anyone on the forum. Unorganized random crap that just spews from your brain. Plot bunnies, ideas, and scenes that have things planned out with antagonists, conflict, etc., should go in the Plot Bunny Thread - if you want to write more than drabbles/word-spew, Nuhuh has an excellent 500 Words-a-Day group you can join. Full stories should go in the WBA, obviously. Hell, you never know - your word vomit may inspire someone else to write something more detailed in the Plot Bunny Thread/WBA, or may generate interest in seeing more of said word-spews. Mostly, though, it's to get the creative juices flowing, and help overcome any writer's block you may have. -- So, I'll kick it off with some random crap - a response to an odd convo on iRC about vampires, when they need to replace the blood they lose when they're 'on the rag'. * DarkSyaoran is now known as DarkSyaoran[Away] <Jorm`> Although I would like to see a decent vampireOC/Harry story - one that isn't a buttfuck-fest. <Anarchy|writing> my anthology story was a vampire story <Jorm`> Or inspired by fucking Twilight. <Anarchy|writing> i realized that it had no real plot so i never finished it <Anarchy|writing> the main character hijacked a nuclear battleship and blew some stuff up for no real reason <Anarchy|writing> blew up a bunch of communist zombies <Jorm`> Maybe she was on the rag. <MattSilver> Sounds like most of your other stuff. <Anarchy|writing> because it was a disease <Jorm`> It's gotta be bad for vampires. <Anarchy|writing> the communism, not the zombieism <+xion> .::[ Lamora ]::. Rule of law And not the one I have been expensive <Jorm`> "Darling," she whispered seductively, "it's my "time of the month"." Harry froze, a look of terror on his face. "And as you know, I need to replace the blood I'm going to, ah, lose." Harry sighed and held out his wrist in resignation. "Oh darling," she said, laughing lightly, "that's not very sensual, is it?" Harry swallowed nervously at the look of hunger, for something other than blood, that had spread across her face. <Anarchy|writing> once i get this chapter done, i have an idea for hp/fd that I want to mess with before I innevitably write it off as a bad idea -- "Darling," she whispered innocently - he shifted uneasily in response. "It's my 'time of the month'." Harry froze, wide-eyed. "And as you know, I need to replace the blood I'm going to, ah, lose." Harry swallowed noisily and, resigned to a night of feeling light-headed, held out his wrist. "Oh darling," she said, laughing lightly, "that's not very sensual, is it?" Harry nervously laughed at the look of hunger she was now sporting - for something other than blood. -- And here's one where Daphne Greengrass smashes Anarchy's crotch with a sledgehammer: "Time to make the 'nut-cracker' more than just a classical music piece!" And with that, Daphne swung the sledgehammer down hard on Anarchy's seldom-used crotch. -- So, yeah. If it pops into your brain when you're taking a dump, or something, and you don't want to do anything with it in particular, just dump it here for others to read.