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Fanfiction's Worst Reviews

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Moridin, Jul 7, 2010.

5/5, 2 votes
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  1. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Jun 23, 2018 #281
    Sounds like you're a lonely man white boy too. Someone called Menace that the other day. FF is clearly filled with Lonely whiteboys.
     
  2. Halt

    Halt 1/3 of the Note Bros. Moderator

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    Jul 2, 2018 #282
    Can't wait to read what he says about Elizabeth Potter.
     
  3. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Jul 2, 2018 #283
    I feel like this is one of you, but this is the first review I've gotten that kinda left me wtf.

    I don't have many, sure, which is why I'm prone to checking the alerts when I get them. Made me lol.
     
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  4. chiefnewo

    chiefnewo Second Year DLP Supporter

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    Jul 3, 2018 #284
    I can't speak to Harry not being the main character as a fail, but they're not wrong that having Harry fuck Astoria will probably get you a lot of views.
     
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  5. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Jul 3, 2018 #285
    Wasn't the point of the piece. They sound more edge lord than 2010 DLP
     
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  6. Joe

    Joe The Reminiscent Exile ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter ⭐⭐⭐

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    Jul 26, 2018 #286
    I mean, it's not the least helpful review I've ever received.
     
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  7. Xepheria

    Xepheria The Benefactor

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    Jul 26, 2018 #287
    Gotta wonder how old the person that sent this was...
     
  8. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Jul 26, 2018 #288
    PLS @Joe CAN YOU WRITE THIS 4ME!?
     
  9. Glimmervoid

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    Jul 26, 2018 #289
    I too look foward to reading about the adventures of Elizabeth Potter in Ravenclaw in a few years time. :p
     
  10. Joe

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    Aug 19, 2018 #290
    Had a quick look at reviews for Wastelands for the first time in a long time. This one may be my favourite:

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. MrBucket

    MrBucket Fifth Year

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    Aug 19, 2018 #291
    That "Fuck you." in the end really tops it off.
     
  12. Otters

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    Sep 30, 2018 #292
    This got a genuine out-loud laugh from me.
     
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  13. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Sep 30, 2018 #293
    He otter be fucking kidding you.
     
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  14. Inert

    Inert Headmaster

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    Nov 17, 2018 #294
    This after reading 216k words. Go take a running leap off a tall building.
     
  15. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2018 #295
    Not gonna lie, @Inert that sounds like sarcasm.
     
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  16. BeastBoy

    BeastBoy Seventh Year

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    Dec 12, 2018 #296
    So that was on Victoria Potter. "Tall Paul" seems like a weird troll. I base this entirely on the fact that they think Griphook is cool, and that Marlene McKinnen is their favorite character (because what rational person would hold either of those viewpoints).

    If it's not a troll, it's a true idiot.
     
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  17. Psychotic Cat

    Psychotic Cat Chief Warlock

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    Dec 12, 2018 #297
    Wait, there's a difference?
     
  18. Download

    Download Auror ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Dec 12, 2018 #298
    Yes.
     
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    Download Auror ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Dec 18, 2018 #299
    Another review from the last idiot who complained my story wasn't a harem story:

    His entire premise is wrong. I explicitly said in my authors notes I was covering them eventually so I responded as such:

    And his response:

    I really want to wish this is a troll.
    --- Post automerged ---
    I like how dramatic he is.
     
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  20. Plotless

    Plotless High Inquisitor

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    Dec 18, 2018 #300
    Honestly pretty sure that's a troll.

    I hope
     
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