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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v6.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. LadyKitti

    LadyKitti Second Year

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    wait....how is this fem!Harry when there IS a boy who lived that is named Harry. How is Harry the boy who lived, when his parents are apparently alive to kick his sister to the curb? :facepalm
     
  2. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    Wait, so Draco was cockslobbering over Harry in canon? When/where was this? And Snape was after Lupin? What?

    Slash writers truly are deluded.
     
  3. Kurufinwe

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    The House Of Black and White Bata testing » by Twisted Novalist reviews
    First storry of Harry harem, there is no beta reader for this and will ave lots of errors. my dilexia will see to that, however i am in the proses of getting it beta read and corected. please bear in mind. Have fun reading
    Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,393 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-7-11 - Published: 11-2-10 - - Harry P.​

    ---------- Post automerged 01-08-2011 at 12:33 PM ---------- Previous post was 01-07-2011 at 11:17 PM ----------

    Love at First Punch » by tezukakunnimitusu reviews Not sure if the title is really good. AU Harry's new at Hogwarts and meets a group of friends. His main ambition is... FOOTBALL Soccer . He battles with himself with his feelings about a certain bookworm... I can't write summaries...so yeah.Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-3-11 - Published: 12-30-10 - Hermione G. & Harry P.
     
  4. Lecter

    Lecter Seventh Year

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    Abusive relationship FTW.
     
  5. happilyeverafter

    happilyeverafter Sixth Year

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    You may as well just put cliche in the summery instead.
     
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  6. addictedforlife

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    The cure for the Voldemort Blues by LM Ryder
    what if Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall were more than just friends/Quidditch rivals?
    Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Published: 1-9-11 - Severus S. & Minerva M.

    Where, just where was there ever the word 'friendship' mentioned towards McGonagall and Snape?
     
  7. Nuit

    Nuit Dark Lord

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    Better yet, what does this have to do with curing Voldomert's blues.
     
  8. addictedforlife

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    Maybe by giving him fap material? Ughh... no, I really didn't need that image.
     
  9. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    ...

    :facepalm
     
  10. Nuit

    Nuit Dark Lord

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    There's one I hadn't seen before...
     
  11. addictedforlife

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    A Very Potter Musical by GothicaTeen5
    the words and lyrics to the you tube sensation a very potter muscial! all rights are to starkidpotter
    Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Published: 1-9-11 - Harry P.

    Just... what? Where's the need for that?
     
  12. happilyeverafter

    happilyeverafter Sixth Year

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    What is 'running!Sirius'?

    GUISE WOTCH OUT IT'S ANGSTY AND DARK!1!!!!!!111!!!!
     
  13. addictedforlife

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    Sirius is the on a 'runaway', so this story features a running!Sirius. Makes sense, doesn't it?
     
  14. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Don't let tragedy get in the way of love! by lovezjacobblack
    hermione loses her family but her littel sister Millie and falles in love along the wayof taking care of Millie she fights of love and life with her new family please read its better then the summery i think
    Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Published: 1-9-11 - Hermione G. & Sirius B.

    i think...


    Always Yet Never Knew » by funnkiguy reviews
    Having been left in by the Dursleys at two years old Harri finds somewhere new to belong. How far can she get with her skills? Who is the enemy and who is the friend? Femharry/powerful/smart/possibly political depends... and annoying dunbles/mione/ron
    Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,302 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-9-11 - Published: 2-7-10 - Harry P.
     
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  15. addictedforlife

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    Fix'd for you.
     
  16. sirius009

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    Hell's Holy by Barron Mordred
    what if the whole world rested on the GWL Alex Potter? will she save the world and kill her brother or follow him to the shodaws?
    Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Published: 1-9-11 - Harry P. & Daphne G.
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6639166/1/Hells_Holy
     
  17. Nuit

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    Camellia, Hermione's present » by Glorioux reviews

    Harry is hopeless. The trio is traveling to the White House for an award. Hermione travels w/Harry hoping romance, almost, but no. Camellia, Harry's Hagrid's idea gift to appease HGr is sometimes a 3 headed dog. Out of control Weasleys. Smut. Adults

    Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,935 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-7-11 - Published: 12-19-10 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

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    Elementary » by LightningHunter reviews

    Perhaps LightningHunter's best yet. AU where Naruto used brains over brawn. Where he could deduct in less then seconds and became a legend, not a nutcase in a jumpsuit. Naruto is slightly based on Sherlock Holmes, not a crossover. Naruto will leave Konoha

    Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,301 - Reviews: 406 - Updated: 1-9-11 - Published: 12-10-07 - Naruto U.

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    Naruto can Summon Pokemon? OH TEH NOES! » by Blue Phoenix135790 reviews

    Another unoriginal one. Go figure. NarutoxHumanSpiritomb. ON HIATUS!

    Crossover - Pokemon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-9-11 - Published: 10-16-09 - Naruto U.
     
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  18. happilyeverafter

    happilyeverafter Sixth Year

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    That author is so modest. And obviously has a personality split.
     
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  19. addictedforlife

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    Beware of the shodaws...

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    my star is fading by Espoir Noir they're young, and exuberant, and hopeful, and how can they possibly know that death is just around the corner?Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Published: 1-10-11 - Dorcas M. & Sirius B.

    I will never understand how authors get their imagination up with characters mentioned once in 7 books. But then again, I'm not a writer...
     
  20. Jormungandr

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    So, losing his memory automatically changes his orientation? :facepalm
     
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