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What the Dragon Tamer Fears » by everblue1037 reviews
When Fred and George's best friend comes to the Borrow for Bill's wedding she sparks long lost feeling in Chairle. Chairle's not afraid of dragons but the feelings this girl brings up scares him to death.
Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-13-11 - Published: 1-3-11 - Charlie W. & OC

Chairle... :facepalm

 

They obviously mean fem!Charlie.

Which would make that slash.

 

Sadly, no. In the first chapter, we have

like 20 times,

once.

And don't forget

or

The author apparently just sucks at spelling and doesn't know what editing means.

 

Too bad. Fem!Charlie would be cool.

More name fail.

Edit: Anyone know how I can get rid of the blue? Copy/pasta from FFN.

 

Copy into notepad then recopy into the message box. Takes about 2 seconds, and is fine as long as you don't want to keep the link.

Obligatory summary;

 

The genre describes it perfectly. Hurt/Comfort/Horror

 

Well, there are a lot of morons (the majority of slash writers/readers included) within the fan-fiction world, no?

 

I would like to contribute to this damn fine fresh new thread!

 

Jesus Christ, kill me now. :facepalm

 

Babies, smoking and snoring » by Voldemort's fluffy unicorn reviews
Rose is pregnant. But how will she break the news to Scorpius?
Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-15-11 - Published: 1-2-11 - Rose W. & Scorpius M.

Just look at the author's name...

 

I know just how she'll break the news. With her foot to his balls.

 

You guys spend way too much time in this thread.

 

True. Near half of NuitTombee's posts have been in Fanfics Worst Summaries v6.

 

And...I should start posting elsewhere because you have an opinion?

 

Yes.

<filler>

 

I like chocolate.

 

Here is another one with a bad summary.

Letters to Pluto by cko2 reviews Sailor Moon, Ranma, and Top Gear? Yes this is a very weird story of The lost boy being forced to act as Pluto and put together a set of teams, yes thats 3 teams of scouts. Yes Ranma is also in a fuku along with a bunch of guys...dont ask, just read.Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-11 - Ryoga - Complete

 

Party in the Common Room by Therealginnyweasley13
Harry singsabout his PARTY IN THE COMMON ROOM. To the tune of Party in the U.S.A. !
Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Published: 1-15-11 - Harry P. - Complete

An Unknown Story by Ninja-Saur
This is the average three-friends-get-sucked-into-their-favorite-book-series-and-hook-up-with-their-favorite-characters story, but with a twist... Well, not that much of a twist, actually. I suck at summaries! Snape/OC Sirius/OC James/Lily
Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Published: 1-15-11 - Severus S. & OC

Hogwarts isn't goffic? by eleveneleven11 reviews
There's a new student at Hogwarts...EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY! She's tired of Mary-Sueville! Time for a big change! Will the students and teachers accept her for the beautiful MCR-loving half-vampire goff she is? We can only hope not.
Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-15-11

Why God, why?

 

I have the winner!

The summary alone pretty much guarentees a 100% chance of fail. Lame ass plot, with characters I'm not enamored with, mixed with a massive dosing of shit grammar results in a fic I don't even want to leave a link to.