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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v9.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Feb 13, 2012.

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  1. Download

    Download Auror ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    [​IMG] Stargate: SG-1 + NCIS Crossover
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    A slashy weekend II By: Thorilian Jack invites Jethro and tim to partake in the carnal delights of his sub Daniel at his secluded cabin, may have graphic content, drama and action.
    Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Dec 21, 2014 - Published: Dec 2, 2014 - id: 10864121

    What the actual fuck.
     
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    Stargate slash without Teal'c? What an outrage!
     
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    Once you go black, you never go back. :)
     
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    Another Life Another Chance by Mastering My Life

    very well all the reviews got to me I am attempting to remake this and jump start my muse. the first chapter is being betaed and hope to have it out soon. when I do I will post a chapter here so you can read the revamped version
    Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 92 - Updated: Jun 10, 2014 - Published: Oct 2, 2010 - Harry P., Dexter M. - Complete

    This! Why would you put an authors note in the summary of your fic? This has got to be one of the stupidest things to do when posting a fic. Of course this guy doesn't even know how to capitalize a the first word in a sentence so it probably isn't the stupidest thing he's done while writing a fic.

    The Elmo Conundrum by Zig Zo Zig reviews
    When Elmo gets Sorted into Slytherin the worst of his troubles are far from over... How will his fanbase react? What is the Muppet Hairy Rock? What is Prof. Squirrel doing? MY FIRST FIC! DON'T BE KIND!
    Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Dec 27, 2010 - Published: Jul 2, 2010 - Draco M.
     
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    Don't worry, got that covered.
     
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    This might be the best thing in the history of everything.
     
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    He's just asking for it.
     
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    A New End by sareen momo reviews
    With the help of Death itself Harry went back in time to stop Voldemort.But little did he know that Death likes to mess with Harry. Death turned him into a seventeen years old girl.With a female body in raging hormones and an incredibly handsome teenage Dark Lord, how will Harry handle the situation?
    Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,053 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3h ago - Published: Nov 20, 2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Voldemort, Gellert G.
     
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    I'm sure she'll take Tom in hand quite a few times.
     
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    I wonder how Grindelwald fits in here... Dark Lord threesome anyone?
     
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    The font size you chose truly emphasizes your point.
     
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    I'm scared. Seriously.
    Whatever he may think?
    And "good vodly" tag make me want to cry.

    Selecting Harry and Voldemort in ff.net's filters usually gives many creepy results. :abduct:
     
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    The first one is hilarious, 'too intelligent to be anything but hated and feared.' The author tried to make it sound epic but it just came out as stupid.
     
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    That's a self-insert written by a 14 year old. I know the type- a kid with great grades, who has a good understanding of things, and who is somewhat interested in politics. Ofc they think that they're the most intelligent 14 year olds to have ever existed, and that everyone around them are just sheep.

    Thankfully these people usually don't write fanfiction, but apparently one did, and they made it a self-insert fic. I am not even going to start reading that.
     
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    Looks terrible.

    Rating of K+ for a story that's written by the type of person you described with DARK!Harry in the tags though?
     
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    And story begins even worse - I decided to glance. Rating K+ is absurd, because author claim she finished story but still predict 'changing it later'. ._. Whatever, Voldemort saying "Little Angel" killed last remnants of hope.

    :nyan: Well, I don't remember who Gideon and Fabian are and what they do in Marauders Era, but since word 'princesss' appeared we can only wait for unicorns, rainbows and Mary Sue...
    :facepalm It seems oddly popular.
     
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    Molly's twin brothers unless I'm mistaken.

    Is twin brothers correct or would that imply she is their twin, do you have to say Molly's brothers who are twins? I mean it's fairly clear to anyone reading but is it technically correct?
     
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    Molly's brothers, a pair of twins who were basically Fred and George version 1.0. They were Order members who got killed, and are often cited in fanon as a big reason why Molly's so protective of her children.

    Edit: Ninjaed
     
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