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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Zevrillion, Nov 3, 2005.

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  1. Zevrillion

    Zevrillion Founder Retired Staff

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    Nov 3, 2005 #1
  2. Miss Selarne

    Miss Selarne Sixth Year

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    :roll: Crazies. Women like them give the rest of us a bad name.
     
  3. Dark Syaoran

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    Heh. Poor you.
     
  4. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    lol :)

    As a guy my farts fall into the loud and dense category... Especially after consuming Chinese food for some reason.
     
  5. IndoGhost

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    wait......women fart????since when do women fart??
     
  6. Necrule Paen

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    Since they had anuses to fart from. But, like what the guy in the article said they don't let them rip they kind of let out a little bit out at a time or wait until they are alone. Its one of the differances between guys and girls. A similar example is wedgies. When guys get them we reach in our pants a nd fix it no matter who is watching while when women walk like they have something shoved up their ass (which they do) until they can get to a bathroom stall to fix it.
     
  7. Miss Selarne

    Miss Selarne Sixth Year

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    HEY! That's stereotyping, not all of us are guilty of that. Ok, so most are, but not all. Hmph. Besides, we're under more pressure to be perfect. What is perfect anyways?
     
  8. Necrule Paen

    Necrule Paen DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    Perfect is not giving a rat's ass what other people think. Unless there is something horribly wrong with whatever you are doing, in that case you are just in denial.
     
  9. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    If you care about what other people think of you, then you are their prisoner.
     
  10. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    meh.. perfection is impossiblity... there is no way to be perfect.. and if you DO find a perfect girl, run as far as you can as fast as you can...
     
  11. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Which is why according to the Catholic version of Christianity EVERYONE is going to Hell, because no one except Jesus was perfect if you believe them.

    Of course Luther wasn't much better... Salvation by faith alone... *coughs* NAZI *coughs*

    Salvation by faith alone = Just follow orders and don't think about it.
     
  12. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

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    Sheep, that's what I call people that scream, "I love my Jesus Christ! wOOt!"
     
  13. Giovanni

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    nah... I disagree with the sheep analogy, because sheep lack the potential to do anything differant... Where-as people are what they make themselves through their choices both conscious and unconscious.

    Counter to everything most everyone is taught, rare is the circumstance where you do not have nearly an infinite number of choices... Just remember that every choice has a consequence bad/good a mix of both, or something in between the two, and your life will be remarkably more simple... Or more complex, depending on how good you are at thinking 10 moves ahead.