Title: Harry Potter and the Vampire Clan Saleio

Author: The Black Iris

Rating: M

Genre: Adventure / Drama

Pairing: Harry/OC

Status: WIP

Summary:

After accidently killing his uncle, harry runs away and encounters a new adventure that has nothing to do with Voldemort. AU, not slash.

Link: www.fanfiction.net/s/5028622/1/



I think that the first chapter is boring, but it develops into a nice read. Try it.

 

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? You come in here, recommend a story on your first post with basically fuckall description, and a disclaimer that is immediately nullified by the author's note of the first chapter.

 

I made it to chapter 3.

Spoiler

Harry gets turned into a vampire! *Gasps!* What a fucking surprise! He gets the usual image transformation (More muscle, smooth skin etcetera...). Also a vampire named Aurelius! What an original idea Harry gets over getting turned into a vampire pretty quickly + He still gets to walk in sunlight and hear his heart beat. How freaking super cool!

 

Read through it all and found nothing worthy about it. It's not even a guilty pleasure fic. Reached absolute fucking fail proportions when

Spoiler

Severus is a born vampire or some other shit. Lucius Malfoy is redeemed and Harry gets turned back into a human.

1/5

 

Does he sparkle in the sunlight?

 

More than likely. I bet Draco is a werewolf and Ginny has to choose between them as well.

 

D:

Just sad.

 

Just for the record, this thread uses the correct format to recommend a Harry Potter fanfiction, and the original poster apparently thinks that fiction belongs in the Library.

Therefore the thread is -- looks -- valid. There's no need to use the "Report Post" button. Bad fics don't get reported. Even awful fics don't get reported. They get burnt and tossed away.

So, burn it, my lovelies. Burn it.

As long as it deserves it...

 

Now that you think about it, Tinn Tam is right. So on the basis of 'First Post being correctly formatted to our standards' I call Troll... Though since it's not picked up a shitstorm of complaints and flames I'd say its a Shit!Troll and probably not MadEye (if he's still about. Been awhile since I've really browsed here.)

-Linc

 

*Looks at sig.

D:

You changed from Harley Quinn to the failure of a Liverpool signature?

Just like this story - what has failed cannot unfail.

1/5

 

I'm just wondering how the hell anyone made it to chapter 3 I barley made it through one the fic is fucking awful
-15/5

 

It is bad, really bad. However, it at least makes attempts at grammar.

2/5

 

You were saying? I at least attempted to get through the first chapter and didn't quite make it that far. My eyes, they burn. Fail/5

 

Compliments to the one that managed to read to chapter three. I gave up around the time in chapter one when Harry bemoans his fate and wishes he was Dudley.

And yes, I'm serious, it's in there.


On another hand, the grammar was...ok, I suppose, as well as the spelling.
2/5, simply because he made an effort.

Oh, you know, no. Somebody who is this stupid doesn't deserve 2 out of 5.
I'm giving a 1/5, for concentrated fail.