IRC Quotes Part II: Vintage Edition

Ya'll thumbing this shit like it's funny instead of terrifying.

(but I approve of fucking with Taure)

 

What harm is a little anarchy?

 

[19:07:06] Elara: image analytics - anyone got an idea of good providers?
[19:09:54] Elara: so far I've got Clarifai, Amazon's Rekognition, Google Cloud Vision and a load of also-rans
[23:06:55] Oz: Create a Bayesian neural network and train it on two million photos of turds
[23:08:10] T3t: lolololol
[23:16:09] Sauce: Where will we find that many pictures of you, Oz?
[23:16:50] Oz:
[23:16:53] Oz: I'm leaving

 

[01:30] <Peter> I did something really fucking stupid yesterday and need advice
[01:31] <T3t> sup
[01:31] <Paladin> delete facebook, hit the gym, lawyer up
[01:31] <Sauce> Delete the gym, hit your lawyer, facebook up.
[01:31] <T3t>
[01:31] <Peter> There is this girl at work who has been hanging out with me after and she got me on snapchat
[01:32] <Peter> she sent me this really questionable video
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[01:32] <Sauce> Define questionable.
[01:32] <T3t> questionable as in sexual?
[01:32] <Peter> yes
[01:32] <Sauce> Questionable as in people in it are of questionable age?
[01:32] <Sauce> Questionable as in her intent is unclear?
[01:32] <T3t> did she send it specifically to you, or to you as well as a bunch of other people?
[01:33] <T3t> (i realize snapchat doesn't tell you, but.. contextually..)
[01:33] <Sauce> Give me something to work with here.
[01:33] <Peter> I don't know if it was me or a bunch of people
[01:33] <Peter> it's her voice and questionable sounds
[01:33] <Peter> the point is I asked and she got really mad
[01:33] <T3t> asked... what?
[01:34] <Peter> I was slighty buzzed and it came across as if I was aking her if she was having sex for money
[01:34] <T3t> ...
[01:34] <Peter> I did not proposition her
[01:34] <T3t> holy shit
[01:34] <Sauce> w o w
[01:34] <T3t> ok
[01:35] <T3t> do not message her again
[01:35] <T3t> do not apologize
[01:35] <Sauce> "I accused my coworker of being a whore."
[01:35] <T3t> do not initiate any conversation with her at work that's not required by your job
[01:35] <Sauce> Yeah.
[01:35] <Sauce> Pretend this never happened.
[01:35] <Peter> Now I'm terrified that she is going to report me at work for harassment
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[01:35] <Sauce> For the love of god.
[01:35] <Peter> no shit
[01:35] <T3t> if required, stick to the absolute minimum required without being rude
[01:35] <T3t> um
[01:35] <T3t> was it off hours?
[01:35] <Peter> yes
[01:35] <Paladin> you fuckin' kids and your fuckin' snapchat
[01:35] <T3t> did you send her a msg on snapchat in response, or was it via a different mediu?
[01:36] <Peter> Should I apologize in person or just never say anything again
[01:36] <Peter> her message was on snapchat
[01:36] <Sauce> If you even have to ask, then the latter is preferable.
[01:36] <Peter> video
[01:36] <T3t> no
[01:36] <T3t> do not apologize
[01:36] <T3t> did she take a screenshot of your response?
[01:36] <T3t> (assuming it was on snapchat)
[01:36] <T3t> (snapchat will tell you)
[01:37] <T3t> usually
[01:37] <Peter> yes
[01:37] <T3t> oh boy
[01:37] <Sauce> Oh shit
[01:37] <T3t> well.
[01:37] <T3t> you have two options
[01:37] <T3t> one: report her to HR first
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[01:37] <Peter> ok
[01:37] <T3t> two: ignore her, per previous advice
[01:37] <Paladin> Delete Snapchat, lawyer up, start looking for another job
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[01:38] <Peter> fuck
[01:38] <T3t> err
[01:38] <T3t> i wouldn't delete snapchat, necessarily
[01:38] <T3t> but yeah start looking for another job, just in case
[01:39] <T3t> if you do find one that's reasonable I suggest taking it, life circumstances permitting
[01:44] <&Jon> www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6tiuwm/tifu_by_accidentally_emailing_everybody_in_my/
[01:44] <Sauce> That almost compares to accidentally calling your coworker a prostitute on video, Jon.
[01:44] <Sauce> But only almost.
[01:44] <Paladin> ayyy lmao
[01:44] <T3t> LOL
[01:44] <T3t> jon
[01:44] <T3t> that reddit post
[01:44] <T3t> tbh
[01:53] <Peter> So can I be expected to be fired as soon as I walk in the door most likely
[01:53] <Peter> If she reports me
[01:54] <Paladin> Did you do it on company time?
[01:54] <Peter> No
[01:55] <Peter> She's a part timer like 2 days a week and I'm full time
[01:55] <&DarkSyaoran> wot
[01:55] <Peter> Sorry
[01:55] <&Jon> Peter: If work questions you about it be up front about why.
[01:56] <Peter> Ok
[01:56] <&Jon> "Why did you sexually harass her?"
[01:56] <&Jon> "She sent me a sexual video."
[01:56] <Peter> She sent me a video and I asked her about it
[01:57] <&Jon> mhm.
[01:57] <&Jon> Correct me if I'm wrong but
[01:57] <&Jon> Snapchat isn't for work, no?
[01:57] <Peter> no
[01:57] <&DarkSyaoran> its for want sum fuk
[01:57] <Paladin> ^ and dick pics
[01:58] <&Jon> If no one brings it up then leave it.
[01:58] <&Jon> But if they ask you about it be honest.
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[01:58] <&Jon> "She sent me a sexual video."
[01:58] <Peter> that I no longer have
[01:58] <&Jon> It's snapchat.
[01:58] <&Jon> That's how it functions?
[01:59] <T3t> did your question explicit reference the video?
[01:59] <Peter> yes
[01:59] <&Jon> What exactly did you say, if it's not too private.
[01:59] <T3t> then I doubt you have much to worry about, unless your work is the kind of place where "he-said she-said" falls on to the "she-said" side by default
[02:00] <Peter> I said Did I hear what I thought I just heard
[02:00] <&Jon> ....How is that something to be fired over?
[02:00] <Paladin> how is that calling her a whore?
[02:00] <Sauce> You said you called her a prostitute.
[02:00] <T3t> ^
[02:00] <Paladin> give me your snapchat info and I will for you
[02:00] <Sauce> You're not helping yourself by being coy with us.
[02:00] <Peter> I did not use either of those words.
[02:00] <T3t> lol dude
[02:00] <T3t> if that's all you said
[02:00] <Sauce> "I implied that she has sex for money."
[02:00] <T3t> you're fine
[02:00] <Sauce> Come the fuck on
[02:00] <&Jon> 2 things
[02:01] <&Jon> 1. you're lying to us
[02:01] <&Jon> 2. you're an idiot.
[02:01] <&Jon> pick one.
[02:01] <Paladin> [01:34] <Peter> I was slighty buzzed and it came across as if I was aking her if she was having sex for money
[02:01] <Paladin> logs don't lie
[02:01] <Peter> She also had her location on and I was like you've been in a best western by the airport
[02:02] <Peter> all night
[02:02] <Sauce> See, that would be pertinent.
[02:02] <Sauce> Also a bit creepy.
[02:02] <&Jon> Bit creepy yeah
[02:02] <Paladin> ^
[02:02] <T3t> still not calling her a prostitute, though
[02:02] <Sauce> Whatever you said made her feel like she needed a copy of it.
[02:02] <&Jon> Wait.
[02:02] <Paladin> other than the connotations of "best western by the airport"
[02:02] <Sauce> What are you not telling us
[02:02] <T3t> at least, not in any way that makes sense without the context of the video she sent
[02:02] <&Jon> Quick question
[02:02] <&Jon> were you the guy who said
[02:02] <&Jon> 'Im bored anyone know of any brothels?'
[02:03] <&Jon> Or something to that effect.
[02:03] <Peter> No I'm not that guy
[02:03] <Sauce> 02:00:35 S<Sauce> You're not helping yourself by being coy with us.
[02:03] <Sauce> I literally can't judge you any harder than I am already.
[02:03] <Sauce> So you might as well tell us the rest.
[02:04] <T3t> *I* could judge you harder, but I don't think you should pay attention to me judging you, since I judge everybody.
[02:04] <Paladin> it's okay, t3t, we judge you, too
[02:04] <T3t> I know
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[02:05] <&Jon> Based on what you've said you've said.
[02:05] <&Jon> You have no reason to worry.
[02:05] <&Jon> With that said, it seems you aren't telling us the whole story.
[02:05] <&Jon> So we can't accurately advise you.
[02:05] <&Jon> So, do what you need to do.
[02:05] <&Jon> Not gonna waste my time trying to help you when you won't help yourself.
[02:06] <Peter> I don't have the message with me to repeat
[02:06] <Paladin> so
[02:06] <Paladin> if it's as bad as you're implying, you should be able to remember
[02:06] <Paladin> Whatever you said, she thought it was bad enough to save a copy
[02:06] <&Jon> I feel like this isn't something you'd need a direct reference for if you think it's this bad.
[02:07] <&Jon> Anyway
[02:07] <&Jon> 1. Don't bring it up with work unless you need to
[02:07] <&DarkSyaoran> Who leaves their location on
[02:07] <&DarkSyaoran> L U L
[02:07] <&Jon> 2. Politely apologise to her in PUBLIC and not in private.
[02:07] <Peter> but like I said I asked about the video and heavily implied that she was getting sex for money. Then a day later when she was talking to me I mentioned that she had her location on and she was in an empty parking lot for 3 hours and then went to a hotel near the airport
[02:07] <&Jon> "Hey can we talk privately?"
[02:07] <&Jon> Is a big no no.
[02:08] <&Jon> Okay.
[02:08] <&Jon> So maybe you're just a bit socially awkward.
[02:08] <&Jon> That's fine.
[02:08] <&Jon> If you didn't straight up say anything that's fine.
[02:08] <&Jon> Wait.
[02:08] <&Jon> No
[02:08] <&Jon> 'heavily implied'
[02:08] <&Jon> dotdotdot.
[02:08] <&Jon> I'm done, lol.
[02:08] <Peter> Right
[02:08] <Paladin> "ey gurl u wanna fuk for fifty bucks?"
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[02:09] <Peter> That's a lawsuit in one easy step
[02:09] <Paladin> [01:37] <Paladin> Delete Snapchat, lawyer up, start looking for another job
[02:09] <&Jon> Peter tried to hook up with what he thought was a prostitute and misread the situation, lol.
[02:09] <Sauce> gg no re
[02:09] <Paladin> I mean, he did say she was part time
[02:10] <Paladin> maybe he thought she supplemented
[02:10] <Peter> pretty much
[02:10] <&Jon> Should of not mentioned it and gone to the car park.
[02:10] <Peter> I almost think I haven't entirely fucked myself over
[02:10] <&Jon> "Oh hey, fancy meeting you here. Cum here often?"
[02:11] <Sauce> I couldn't tell you, since you won't tell us.
[02:11] <Sauce> Whatever you said, she saved a copy.
[02:11] <Sauce> And if she's hard up enough for cash to fuck on the side, then she'll happily take her lawsuit money.
[02:11] <Paladin> "so if I drop by with fifty bucks can I take a ride too?"
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[02:11] <Peter> I still have the video
[02:12] <T3t> lmao
[02:12] <&Jon> Now you're just straight up lying to us.
[02:12] <&Jon> 16:58:21 <&Jon> "She sent me a sexual video."
[02:12] <T3t> ok
[02:12] <&Jon> 16:58:33 <Peter> that I no longer have
[02:12] <Paladin> #shrekt
[02:13] <Sauce> You deserve whatever happens, lul.
[02:13] <Sauce> Washing my hands of it.
[02:13] <Paladin> delete facebook, hit the gym, lawyer
[02:13] <Paladin> up
[02:15] <Sauce> Anyone else getting that pre-rape feeling?
[02:16] <T3t> ...there's a feeling like that/
[02:16] <T3t> ?
[02:16] <Paladin> yes
[02:16] <Paladin> yes there is
[02:16] <Paladin> it's when sauce places his hand on your knee very gently
[02:16] <Peter> There is a feeling for everything
[02:16] <Peter> IS sauce a prostitiute
[02:17] <Paladin> No but twenty bucks is twenty bucks
[02:17] <Sauce> I'd report you to HR if they weren't in a game right now.
[02:17] <&DarkSyaoran> L U L

 

Spoiler

Didn't this all happen three weeks ago?

 

Yes

 

Just cause it happened a while back doesn't mean it's not worth posting. That said, any updates? I'm more than a little curious about what ended up happening.

 

Yeah, but I didn't have logs (these are Paladin's, IIRC, sanitized) and with @why? asking about what had been done wrong I figured I might as well post 'em.

 

Look in the real life questions thread.

 

20:26 <Sauce> Alright, last project of the night.
20:27 <ChaosGuy> Creating an unlimited source of energy?
20:28 <Sauce> Nah, financial analysis class.
20:28 <Sauce> Building models
20:28 <ChaosGuy> So.. making a pyramid scheme then Sauce?
20:29 <Sauce> No, that's fucking retarded.
20:29 <Sauce> Sometimes you're like a bargain basement version of MattSilver.
20:29 <ChaosGuy> I mean, yeah, but why would they want to teach you anything helpful
20:29 <Sauce> And I want to cuntpunt him when he does it too.
20:29 <Paradise> AHAH

 

12:50 AM <Roarian|AI> you have had multiple presidents with dutch ancestry
12:50 AM <&Xiph0> so they have done one good thing
12:50 AM <&Xiph0> I mean
12:51 AM <&Xiph0> That's some fake news
12:51 AM <Roarian|AI> roosevelts?
12:51 AM <Roarian|AI> van buren?
12:51 AM <&Xiph0> can't believe everything you read.
12:51 AM <Roarian|AI> bush too i think
12:52 AM <&Xiph0> fake
12:52 AM <&Xiph0> news

 

I feel like there should be a law that at least 50% of an establishment's beer choices are NOT FUCKING IPAs, or "hopped" versions of otherwise good beers. For fuck's sake, it's like people just want to grind hops and use them like chew.