Couldn't it be Norbert, Charlie's half-dragon daughter that he secretly had with Norbert the Dragon? Oh, and if it's a half-dragon than she wins. If it's not, than I have seen more than enough pedo fics. I haven't ever seen a Ginger/Dragon fic.

EDIT: lol that Vladimir Putin won over JKR for Times Person of the Year award.

 

LOL.

In the beginning I was leaning towards Charlie and Norbert the dragon--perhaps Harry and Ron on a trip to the Dragon Retreat, catch Charlie touching Norbert's tail inappropriately.

But with all the options available, I'm not sure which is best.

Mayhaps you if you please do threesome thanks? I think that satisfies all parties. I'll post the challenge in the Thank God You're Here thread.

 

I like the idea that Charlie fucks Norbert(a) and produces his own little half-breed.

 

I'm perfectly willing to try and write the threesome... but I still think Averis is afraid to tell me if he prefers little girls or big animals.

HalfDragon!Girl is interesting, but somehow makes the whole thing seem less pervy. I prefer more perv in my squick smut. Did you have anything in particular in mind, HBP, or were you just looking to cut the pedo off at the pass?

PUTIN IS THE SHIT!!!

 

Usually I prefer Adultering!Pedo!Harry to Beastiality!Harry.

Unless he's fucking Gabrielle, which seems to fulfill all requirements.

The challenge is posted, Big D. I took the liberty of just keeping it Charlie/Norbert, but as it is your story, do as you wish.

And I second your comments on Vladimir Putin.

 

Charlie screwing his daughter, who he named after his favorite dragon, isn't really that funny to me. Not nearly as funny as Harry screwing the Ginger/Beaver's daughter.

Unlike some of you, the perv stuff really doesn't do the smut thing for me, so I'm going for humor.

So, if you think the half-dragon part screws with the amusing pervyness than go with Charlie/Norbert-the-Dragon.

 

You've intrigued me, HBP. But I'm not certain if our minds are traveling down the same path. How exactly does Half!Dragon!Fem!Norbert fit into your vision?

Perhaps I will shamelessly rip it off.

 

Shamelessly rip it off. I was just thinking of what has the potential to be funny. I hadn't actually thought too far ahead. Pedo!Charlie seems like dull smut (though you would fid some way to make it funny). Bestiality!Pedo!Charlie seems far more fun.

 

Fucking die.

The sad thing is that's all too likely to happen in canon.

Good thing I stopped paying attention to the money-grabbing whore after HBP came out.

Edit: Lily Luna Potter? I have a new favourite character.

 

Hmm... this might call for two fics.

Charlie/Norbert the dragon for the lulz.

Harry/Norbert the half-dragon girl for the smutz.

 

I'd like to add a twist to Charlie/Norbert - someone include Hagrid as an outraged father. Ooh... Hagrid as a grandfather - cooing over pregnant Norbert to "drink lots of milk." Then he'd be wild to babysit.

 

Charlie was always one of Hagrid's favorites. He'd probably love Charlie and Norbert getting together. And I'm sure he would love a half-dragon girl even more. Maybe if Maxime dumps Hagrid, he and Norbert(a)...

 

Pashaw! Way ahead of you.

 

HA! I've got it, I've GOT it!
Hagrid *tries* to cross Charlie with Norbert, and neither of them are interested (maybe they are competing over some female (human or dragon) that they both want,) so Hagrid puts something in the water one night. Or, knowing that Hagrid isn't well-educated, he's actually just trying to make Charlie and Norbert be friends - and makes an error with the potion.

 

That is both sick enough and hilarious enough to work! I think we are witnessing the birth of a truly legendary fic,.....well better than most of the crap that's out there.

 

It wasn't listed on that family tree, but there's also Hugo Boss Weasley and Rose Hips Weasley (named after flower parts and grandma Molly's distinguishing birthing hips, all at the same time). Seriously though, Molly could pass a lorry and never notice.

LOL, sadly enough, I have 28,601 words of notes for a story with a dragon hybrid in it; a story that will never make it off my hard drive (it's like my mantra now, every time someone brings up a plotbunny).

Hahaha! The funniest shit I've read so far today.