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Overheard in New York

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Rahkesh Asmodaeus, Sep 19, 2005.

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  1. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Sep 19, 2005 #1
    Overheard in New York

    I love this site, it has some funny shit.

    Sample:

    Bag lady: Hey, can I bum a smoke?
    Hipster guy: I bummed this one.
    Bag lady: Ching-chong, ching-ching-ching-ching-chong!

    She enters CVS and comes back.

    Bag lady: Ching-chong, ching-chong.
    Hipster guy: You're a fat ugly bitch.
    Bag lady: You're a chink.
    Hipster guy: Why don't you say that to my face?
    Bag lady: I will. My boyfriend will kick your ass!
    Hipster guy: Why do you have to start with me right now?
    Bag lady: Because you're a chink. You're Chinese, right?
    Hipster guy: No.
    Bag lady: Japanese?
    Hipster guy: No.
    Bag lady: Umm...Korean?
    Hipster guy: No.
    Bag lady: Asian?

    --86th & 2nd
     
  2. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Sep 19, 2005 #2
    Hahaha.
     
  3. realmess

    realmess Slug Club Member

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    Sep 20, 2005 #3
    went there, started reading, and couldn't stop. Addictive.
     
  4. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Sep 20, 2005 #4
    Yes, it is, isn't it? I go there at least 3 or 4 times a day.
     
  5. realmess

    realmess Slug Club Member

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    Sep 21, 2005 #5
    Woman: Does this bus go to the Garden?
    Bus driver: No, the M10 or 20 goes to Madison Square Garden.
    Woman: Not that Garden; Olive Garden!

    --M104 bus--------- :shock: :wink: :twisted:

    Love it, I put it in my favorites, so when I'm bored I can read something funny. Thankx for postin it :p
     
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