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Pimp Harry Verse by bob-the-blue - M -

Discussion in 'Hall of Shame' started by Captain Trips, Mar 15, 2012.

1.888888835907/5, 18 votes
  1. Captain Trips

    Captain Trips High Inquisitor

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    Mar 15, 2012 #1
    Title: Pimp Harry Verse
    Author: bob-the-blue
    Rating: M
    Genre:Humor/Romance
    DLP Category: Humor
    Summary: A group of stories featuring a pimp Harry.
    Links: here, here, here, here, here and here

    I found this collection of short stories well worth the five minutes I spent reading them. They were good for a quick laugh.
    4/5 from me.

    EDIT by Minion:

    Please don't submit stories for review while you are drunk.
     
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  2. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Mar 15, 2012 #2
    First three stories are 1/5. To salvage a 3/5, the next three will have to be 5/5 quality. Give me two minutes.

    Nope.

    1/5. Remember, don't recommend shit. It seems you forgot this all-important guideline.

    Edit: Okay, the Dean Thomas thing in the last one was almost at the level of almost being funny. I'll give the last one 2/5, so overall... 1/5 still.
     
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  3. NoxedSalvation

    NoxedSalvation Temporarily Banhammered

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    Mar 15, 2012 #3
    Catastrophic grammar, terrible "humor" and stories shorter than a "hoes" skirt. 1/5
     
  4. BieberGrl96

    BieberGrl96 Third Year

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    Mar 15, 2012 #4
    The author probably spent less time writing than you did reading.

    1/5.
     
  5. Bill Door

    Bill Door The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Mar 15, 2012 #5
    No. Just no. That second one will give me nightmares.

    This deserves -1/5.
     
  6. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box Prestige

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    Mar 15, 2012 #6
    The funniest thing about these stories is Minion's edit to the OP.

    The most depressing thing is the word to review count. FF.net is really fucking depressing sometimes.
     
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  7. thebrute7

    thebrute7 High Inquisitor

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    Mar 15, 2012 #7
    Were these supposed to be funny?

    Because they weren't.

    1/5
     
  8. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    Mar 15, 2012 #8
    They're shit; FFn is composed of shit. Ergo, they fit right in.
     
  9. bob99

    bob99 High Inquisitor

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    Mar 16, 2012 #9
    That's all you need to know.

    Esama wrote an okay story where Harry is a pimp. The link is here if you like his stuff: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7822807/1/Business
     
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  10. Zerg_Lurker

    Zerg_Lurker Unspeakable DLP Supporter

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    Mar 16, 2012 #10
    I suppose you would have to be thoroughly baked in order to think these are funny. "Okay" is probably the most generous way to describe esama's best works.

    These handfuls of sentences do not warrant being acknowledged as stories nor do they provide cheap laughs. All I did while reading them was :facepalm.

    1/5. This should probably skip recycling too.