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Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Skeletaure, May 5, 2015.

  1. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I made a Google Doc listing smut fics that I consider decent. Not all of them are great, but none of them are terrible.

    By “smut fic” I mean a fic focused on sexual situations. This list does not include full-length fics that happen to include smut, with the possible exception of Narcotic Effects.

    Principles of good smut:
    - Close to canon characterisation, including character voice.
    - Moderately realistic sex
    - Minimal fluff
    - Minimal angst
    - A strong focus on the build-up to the smut, establishing the characters, setting and scenario. It’s not a full plot, but the sex should have a context.
    - Good description, neither overly clinical nor too flowery.
    - Bonus for: original use of magic, drawn-out UST, good undressing/nudity descriptions, interesting scenarios.

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    Any fics you would add?
     
  2. Nuit

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    Any particular reason you decided not to add A Boy and His Cloak?
     
  3. Odran

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    Harry/Pansy:

    It's Just Sex

    I might edit this post later on, but honestly, I can't think of that much smut that I'd ever recommend to anyone.
     
  4. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Never been a big fan of It's Just Sex. I think it takes to the love/hate dynamic with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, and love/hate is the kind of thing that gets bad very easily... makes you think of melodramatic Harry/Draco angst. Also the dialogue is far too porny.

    A Boy and His Cloak is borderline... it's generally very good, but it has one moment that I absolutely hate which kinda ruins the whole fic for me: the cliché conversation where Harry convinces Hermione she's beautiful because she's insecure. Will consider adding it.
     
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  5. Odran

    Odran Fourth Champion

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    It's smut. If you want higher quality of dialogue, look elsewhere.
     
  6. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    The whole point of the list is to find good smut. If that means 95% of smut doesn't make it into the list, so be it.

    Better to have a short list of quality than a long list of shit.
     
  7. Radmar

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    This is the best I found. It is nothing much, but noone seems to write smut that I would enjoy for some reason.

    Tell Me You're Pretty

    Harry/Hermione. Spanking. Some sex though, if I remember correctly.

    Alecto's Dungeon

    Luna. Some non-con. Spanking. Maybe a little lesbian. Sadism.

    Favor me with Silence

    This one is too long. Just stop reading after a few chapters. Hermione/Draco. Non-con. Blackmail. Spanking. Maybe a little panty fetish.

    I had more, but I don't remember its names. It was Ron/Ginny incest. Also another one with Ron/Molly/Ginny incest mind control. I will edit this post if I find it.

    edit: I found the first one. Manipulation
     
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  8. MattSilver

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    It started just as it always did.

    How he knew the way into the Slytherin dorm rooms every time, Pansy hadn't a clue. How he always knew she was alone, she never pondered for long. For each time she looked upon him and that damnable lopsided grin of his, she knew she was betrayed once more by the forces of love. Her heart beat all the faster as he approached with loping, predatory, grace, so unlike the meek teenager that roamed the halls of Hogwarts in the daylight. Their love was forbidden, she knew, but if it was also wrong, then Pansy never wanted to be right. And she was rarely right often to begin with.

    "To be or not to be, that is the question," announced Harry, and with a flick of his wand, his robes were gone.

    Pansy's eyes widened as far as they could widen, but even then she could not truly take in all thirteen and three-quarter inches of monster cock waking from its slumber before her. Instinctively, she licked her lips, and loosened her sopping vaginal folds.

    Harry sauntered forward, and the room shook with both anticipation and the movement of the pale hooded python. "Now is the winter of our discontent," he whispered, stroking a finger down Pansy's cheek. He leaned in and their lips met, warm and pliant and lusty, and by the time they withdrew, Harry's wand had flicked once more, and Pansy's robes had too vanished into the ether.

    They became as one, her and he into a they and a them. Passion overtook them to the point of removing from the previously-established third-person narrative from Pansy's point-of-view into a more omniscient and quite frankly, funnier, perspective. Naked, both in physical and mental sense, the two pushed into each other as much as they could push, lips and tongue fighting at the front lines, hardened nipples mapping future trenches in their chests, and the fully-awoken dragon gnashed and snarled against their skin as it waited for its moment. Oh, like a nuclear bomb just begging to be dropped on a Japanese city it was, and these two lovers were nothing if not eager to kill some Japs.

    As Pansy kissed him down from the base of his ear to his neck, Harry whispered into her ear, "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown."

    Shivering, Pansy took the hint that was given, and, still kissing him, guided them towards her four-poster bed. A Quaffle couldn't go through a hoop any smoother than these two descended onto silk sheets, but their exuberance soon took over. An errant hand slapped off the sole candle of the room, which thankfully just extinguished instead of setting the bed on fire and turning this into some kind of tragic ending of a story born of love and woe. Not like there's any of those about, anyhow.

    Still, darkness did pose its challenges.

    "O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou, Romeo?" Harry cried. Pansy winced as the tip of his cock poked her arsehole, and hissed at her lover in negative. He withdrew and she guided him away from the passage of occasional wonders and towards the cavern of more variable, if far too overly mucus-y for both their liking sometimes, wonders.

    Penis met cunny, introduced itself, told a joke or two, promised to talk again later, did so at a mate's party months later, flirted a bit over cocktails that same night, organised a date for later, went out on that date, went out on a second date that ended with a sweet kiss, then finally got a nice blowjob after the third and only asked itself if that was too soon about six times, but eventually got to the penetrative intercourse part a week later and felt pretty good about all that.

    Harry, for his part, seemed disappointed he wasn't ravaging her arsehole instead. "Alas! Poor Yorrick. I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? Quite chap-fallen? Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that."

    But, as you'd expect, he was pretty okay with it within half a second. Buried to the hilt, and with Pansy wondering just what was poking her kidneys, a rhythm began. A sweaty, elbow-y rhythm these two would consider a culmination of their true and forbidden love at the time, but would soon look back as... ehhhhh. At best.

    "Some are born great," Harry said in between a piston-like efficiency of tandem pants and thrusts, "Some achieve greatness, and some have greatness -" Pansy moaned lustily beneath him, and that drove him in, all the harder. "- thrust upon 'em!"

    After what felt like hours in romantic timezones but instead was something like twelve seconds had passed, Harry pressed his lips against Pansy's, and crooned, "Thus with a kiss, I die," before the ejaculating wildly.

    And oh, what a little death, as he withdrew his weapon with swiftness unbeknownst to most mortal men, just to experience the joys of being the kind of weatherman who made the weather. It was raining semen all over his lover's taut body, and she relished each warm drop that doused her burning body. So much so that it returned the third-person point-of-view to her perspective one last time, but not before a particularly enterprising grouping of ejaculate that could be considered a hailstone in this analogy landed square in her open mouth, and she savoured it eagerly on her tongue.

    Eventually, when the storm stopped and only clouds of pleased heavy breathing remained, Pansy's eyes met her lover's in the dark, and then in the light; Harry had recovered the fallen candle and lit it. The light danced on the sheen of sweat covering his naked form, and Pansy looked down to see a similar show playing in each splotch of semen staining her. She swallowed her treat, and made a show of running a finger down the slickened valley of her tits.

    So wrong, and yet so... Wait.

    Pansy's eyes narrowed as she saw Harry clean himself up with his wand, and conjured up a black robe to hide the dragon once more. He was leaving? That would not do. Pansy cleared her throat, three times until Harry paid attention, and pointed at her gaping cunt, and then back at him. The sweat that drenched the tips of Harry's hair was that of satisfaction, Pansy knew, but her own hair was needling with anticipation yet with no release of her own. Only two people had orgasmed in that room that night. One of them was Harry, and the other was Tracey Davis, who was off having a shower at the moment after shamefully masturbating to gay centaur smut twenty minutes before.

    Pansy glared at Harry, who pondered this situation for a ponderous moment. A grin came upon his lips just as quickly as he had come upon Pansy's. "The lady doth protest too much, methinks," he said.

    And with a wink and a wave, Harry Potter turned his back on her and walked away, whistling like a king.

    The worst part of it, Pansy knew, is that her heart and her wet pussy would be just as willing for more of the same the following night, and the night after that. A part of her hated what she had become, just a cockslut to the golden boy of Hogwarts, but a larger part, the part some like-minded souls would call a heart, did seek to tame this boy by the time he became a man. One day he would give her what she wanted, and they would be happy as equals. Gryffindor and Slytherin, united as one. Gryffinerin. Err, Slytffindor? Pansy was rarely right, and she wasn't much for naming things either. Yet she could still believe in something, and that something was Harry and his love for her.

    But, that love to be 'twas not to be that night, and that was the answer. Pansy sighed, rose from her bed, dripped a trail of semen off of her on the way to Tracey Davis's bed, and pilfered her housemate's gay centaur smut.

    It ended just as it always did too, and wasn't that just the saddest thing in the world?

    - - - -

    "Of one that lov'd not wisely but too well." ~ William Shakespeare, Othello, Act V, Scene II, Wikiquotes.
     
  9. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Because 14 inches would just be going too far.
     
  10. Captain Trips

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    Ah, Twas glorious.
     
  11. Stan

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    I see way more Harry/Hermione than is good for my health, so I will make up for it by reccing lots of Harry/Ginny and Harry/Luna :

    I'm probably biased because I've spent the last week reading everything by Antosha, but right now I'm willing to swear that Antosha is the best writer of sex scenes in the fandom. Almost everything by him is Harry/Ginny, Harry/Luna or, my favorite, Harry/Ginny/Luna, and is particularly adept at writing threesomes. You need to register to read, but its definitely worth it.

    Back to the Garden : This is the best known of Antosha's stories and is in the library here. Doesn't really meet your requirements as it has a plot, and has romance and fluff, but you've made exceptions in your list, and this is good enough to deserve an exception as well IMO. While there is a plot, the story undoubtedly revolves around the sex scenes -- Ron/Pansy, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Pansy, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Luna, Ginny/Luna and Harry/Ginny/Luna. The final threesome is the best smut I've ever read.

    There are a couple of bad characterizations -- Voldemort's competence is scaled down, which would be a real bother in an action/adventure story, but in a story where most action is in the bedroom, it doesn't bother me too much. I think I skimmed most of the plot stuff before chapter 17, where the story took a real upward turn and hooked me like a crack whore, and kept me glued till the end. Great characterization of Pansy, which is a huge plus.

    Also, did I mention the Harry/Ginny/Luna threesome at the end? Best smut I've ever read.

    Stag : Ron/Harry/Luna threesome, with implied Blaise/Hermione/Ginny. Slightly OOC (obviously), but the author tries to make it as realistic as an improbable pairing like this could be.

    Dead Drop : Fun story, with four sex scenes -- Harry/Susan, Susan/Ginny, Susan/Neville and Harry/Neville. It actually makes sense in the context, and it's not random people exchanging sexual partners. Ignore the male slash if you don't like that stuff, the rest is top notch. Ends with minor Harry/Ginny, which is a shame because I wanted more of it.

    Around the Twist : Harry/Hermione and Harry/Ginny. The H/Hr is slightly contrived, but other than that, it's quite good.

    Prying: This one is weird because it had Dom!Ginny, but you did include one femm-dom in the list already, so why not another? Good quality smut, and it features a couple trying out a new kink, not Harry suddenly becoming a submissive or anything.

    Triptych : Harry/Ginny/Luna. This one is told from Luna's POV. See what you make of it.

    Release : This one is pure Harry/Luna. Library thread here.

    Uncorked : Birthday sex for Harry. Harry/Ginny/Luna.

    Third Person, Singular : Harry/Ginny/Luna. This one probably has more non-smut than you're looking for, but the story revolves around the smut, and the smut itself is very good. Definitely Recommended.

    Non-Antosha stuff :

    Den of Pleasure : Certainly unconventional, but I really liked the atmosphere of the story. Give it a read.

    Watching and Waiting : Harry/Ginny. I really like this one. Features Underwater sex, Body shots and Mentors! Bill and Charlie teaching Harry about giving and receiving pleasure, not anticipating that he would use that knowledge with their sister. Minimal fluff and angst.

    Finding the Nerve : Harry/Ginny. Not the best quality smut I've ever read, but it's still pretty decent.

    Daddy's Girl : Harry/Lily Luna. It's creepy, and, er — it's creepy. But I like creepy, so I liked it. Probably shouldn't recommend it under smut, but if people can wank to Oedipus Flower......

    Also, what's this obsession with Harry/Pansy? Doesn't seem all that different from Draco/Hermione to me.
     
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  12. Riley

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    Pretty sure this has been recced before and met with poor response. I might be wrong though.
     
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    ... people actually wank to smut?

    PS: MattSilver: Epic, per usual. Sigworthy:
     
  14. Gengar

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    Why not? What's the point of smut if not to be titillating? Educational? I think not. Story? Lol, no.

    My standards for smut are much lower than regular fiction, unless it's offensively bad. The large majority unfortunately seems to be either fluffy vanilla or too dark (adultery, slavery etc).

    I'm always on the lookout for the in between. Promiscuous characters without the dark themes (or the term Slytherin Sex God.... Sigh). Drinking games/ parties without 'pairings', swinging, two-way open relationships.

    These are seemingly pretty rare, so I'm not too fussed with quality.

    All of that is basically context before supplying any stories, lol.

    Out of the Blue. Hermione and Draco are house mates. She gets annoyed/ jealous with the girls he constantly brings home so she asks Harry for his help to get back at him. Draco/OFC, H/Hr, Implied H/Hr/Dr (annoyingly cuts off there).

    A lot of the HP stories by smutgasm are a guilty pleasure.

    And a guilty pleasure slutty Hermione fic aptly called Hermione the Slut.

    I remember really liking Two for One too. It's a Parvati/Harry/Padma Yule ball fic with Fleur/Davis and Hermione/Krum (annoyingly) in the periphery.

    The Potter Family Chronicles was okay from memory too. Harry and Daphne are married, he has a threesome with her and Tracey because reasons and his hot daughters want the D because wincest.

    Hm, that's all I could find right now. I don't particularly find much smut I like in the HP fandom. Most of it lately is just unbearable Hr/Draco - I'm not against the pairing per se, just how it's written and sheer volume.
     
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    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6200937/1/Eros-Psyche

    Went for the smut, stayed for the plot. Maybe not specifically what you're looking for but give it a try.

    "Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour?"
     
  17. Zeelthor

    Zeelthor Scissor Me Timbers

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    It disturbs me to see more than 1 Dramione fic recced. Can we seriously not rec anything featuring Malfoy, Snape or Voldemort? :p
     
  18. Steelbadger

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    How about a few incest fics?

    (All are Pottercest incase you're scared. Some Harry/Lily, some Harry/OC!Sister)
     
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    Finding not completely terrible erotic fanfiction is harder than finding magnificent fanfiction stories. I have one that at least IMHO passes the test - One Rainy Night by Inell has readable Hermione/Ron oneshot - http://inell.livejournal.com/517831.html
     
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