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Star Wars Episode VIII (Spoilers)

Discussion in 'Movies, Music and TV shows' started by Red Aviary, Feb 15, 2016.

  1. Invictus

    Invictus Prisoner

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    After watching this movie and reading one my former favorite sci-fi book series sequel
    Red Rising
    I got a little rant I want to get out of my system.

    Fuck unoriginal authors, and their obsession with redoing the same stories over and over, and not knowing whats the purpose of a sequel.

    After defeating the big bad, we don't need to see more of the same, otherwise it makes the struggles of the first story sort of pointless. We don't want to see the Rebels fighting the Empire for 50 fucking years without a victory, and we don't want to think that after all that death and destruction, The Society defeat was basically a setback, that somehow made things stay the same despite devastating irreplaceable losses.

    We want something different, something new, we want to see how they will build and what they will build, the problems that this sort of nation build faces, among them, sure, insurgencies, allies that don't cooperate or downright hate each other, competing interests that are at least in some levels somewhat equally valid, different visions of what they're doing and people acting on those visions, the struggles of keeping to your principles when you're the powerful State as in - when you're the one in power and who has the advantage in power but not necessarily the moral one but you got to keep a state together damn it. Actually trying to stabilise things.

    And better yet, we want a more personal story, we don't want to see our past heroes become sacrifical lambs for essentially new, identical in role versions of these same characters. That's cheap. You're just recyclying characters, not actually betting on any development of your old ones, making them face different roles and situations.

    I'm tired, exhausted, of seeing promises of something better and people wanking off about the morals of whether the ends justifies the means, no matter how bad these means were and whatnot, when we never see the freaking end.

    This is a journey with no end. You can't enjoy the journey if it doesn't matter, and a Journey without an end isn't a journey, it's just aimless, purposeless wandering.

    Know who had the right idea of what a prequel and a sequel should be, at least their role and scope? Tolkien, and I don't even like LotR much. But the challenges and scope, and who the villains are and what the heroes do/objectives change accordingly as they should for a sequel and a prequel. Melkor isn't Sauron, and the Cult is neither of those, nor are what they do. They are, certainly, of the same thread of antagonism, but that is used to show how evil come in different kinds during different times.

    No, seriously, fuck Brown
     
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  2. Inert

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    I think this hit home for me too. I enjoyed the visuals, but couldn't move past the fact that I've seen this movie way too many times before. I understand that there's an implied backstory with the First Order, but having none of it put in front of us, it just seems like the Empire-lite. There's so little nuance in the motives of anyone that it just feels tiresome at this point; we've seen it all before, just with better characters.

    As to the movie as a whole. Enjoyable as a moviegoing experience; had some fun parts. Not enjoyable as a Star Wars movie. Luke and Kylo, of all people, were the most interesting. Luke because his character was way off where I thought it should be (enough people have dissected this so I won't bother); Kylo because he's by far the best written of anyone in this new trilogy. I'm actually interested to learn about his fall and hope, for the sake of variety more than anything, that Rey doesn't redeem him. He's killed Snoke (ugh) and taken command for the purposes of his own vision. Sometimes compelling people do bad things and need to be recognized as such. I'd much rather watch him die for the ideas he believes in than go back on what has actually been interesting character development thus far.

    The less said about Finn and Rose's arc the better. What it accomplished for Finn, bringing him full circle from non-believer in anything to someone willing to die for his cause, was nice. The roundabout way it happened was shit. I also hate that he's been shoehorned into the stereotypical 2017-2018 America black guy as a character; some of his lines just take me right out of the narrative.

    Rey is uninteresting. The way her power is supposedly rising in tandem with Kylo is something out of Indy!Harry fanfiction.

    Leia "force-ing" her way back to the ship's bridge took me out of the narrative, as did the moronic Poe/Hux scene at the beginning. Could've worked, like Han hamming it up in the Death Star in IV, but it dragged for too long.

    Bridge fight scene was the dopest of dope though (even though I was wondering why Kylo wasn't using more force powers).

    8/10 movie. 4/10 Star Wars movie.
     
  3. raul1331

    raul1331 First Year

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    The new star wars films are just terrible versions of star wars fan fiction. The force has become a joke. The Rebellion has become a pasty resistance. And Disney just erased the entire star wars mythology to turn into part of the marvel superhero franchise.

    I rewatched episode 5 dozens of times just to get rid of the depression :p
     
  4. pbluekan

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    I mean, to be fair, Force Awakens and Last Jedi are very much in the style and form of the original trilogy. Hammy acting, awkward plot and all. To be fair, George Lucas’ writing and world building is absolute crap. What is there has been done through novels and comics and a lot of it contradicts itself, IIRC. I didn’t really like Force Awakens much either, I agree, but Rogue One was an absolute gem.

    They would have been better creating other stories further into the past, IMO.
     
  5. Inert

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    This, basically. There's so much content to choose from in the Star Wars universe and they chose to write a completely new story. And they fucked it up in the process.

    Rogue One, basically a snapshot, was done beautifully. It had its flaws, yes, but worked very well as a standalone entry into the Star Wars canon. There were few characters that we could recognize, and therefore few characters that they could butcher.

    Oh well. I suppose it's hard to argue with their intent given how much money they're making, but I do wish the story was just better. The original trilogy had plenty of flaws too, but I feel like given the time gap between when they were made, it's not too much to ask for the writing to be something approaching decent.
     
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    I think the largest issue of the new trilogy is that its written out of context.

    The stories are being written as if it is only a few years after Return of the Jedi.

    It ignores the "culture" of star wars that has grown over the years. I recognize they made many things "not canon," but there are certain rules of the universe that people consider integral to star wars.

    Furthermore...writing has changed. Story development has changed. The directors and producers and writers don't seem to be aware of how cliche the tropes they put in the movie are...because to those directors/producers/writers those stories are new.

    To the star wars fan who has grown up reading whether through the books, comics, games, or fanfiction...the new movies are just lesser quality of what we already have.
     
  7. serbobiv

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    Eeh, debatable. I mean, yes, Most of it was done well, but then they took the gritty sci-fi war movie and threw in a Jedi fanboi and his Tsun-Tsun boyfriend, and then had Sol Garera throw away is life in a noble gesture of... futility? No deeper meaning, no noble sacrifice, just an "oh well, guess my burning passion for a more militant rebellion wasn't. I die nao."
     
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    Celestin Half-Blood Prince

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    I am 100% behind plan Akbar.
     
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    Nazgus Death Eater

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    I think this is my favorite HISHE in a while. That was really nicely done.
     
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