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Abandoned The Insane Adventures of Harry Potter by Amerision - T

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by Amerision, May 9, 2006.

  1. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Title: The Insane Adventures of Harry Potter
    Author: Amerision
    Rating: T
    Genre: Humor/Parody
    Pairing: Which Harry? (You wouldn't guess)
    Chapters: 4
    Words: 5,689
    Updated: May 23, 2006
    Published: April 29, 2006
    Status: Abandoned

    Summary: Harry is bored. What does he do? Join Harry as he takes off on an insane adventure spanning time, space, and dimensions wreaking havoc and meeting various versions of himself!
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2914450/1/


    The idea for this story popped into my head while I was concentrating heavily on pushing a particularly stubborn peice of turd out of my ass.

    While I was reading nonjon's excellent story Dimension Hopping for Beginners, I briefly wondered what it would be like to have a crew of Harrys consisting of:

    DLP!Harry
    DarkButNotEvil!Moody!Insecure!Harry
    Insane!Evil!Harry
    Independent!Badass!Sex-Deprived!Vain!ManipulateMeAndDie!Harry

    with

    a Fem!Harry
    Child!Abused!Sadistic!Pyro!Harry
    Gay!SometimesBi!Harry
    Canon!Pussy!Niave!Harry

    here and there messing across historical events, popular fanfics, current events, and other annoying genres.

    It's my first attempt at humor, but I hope you like it.


    Checked by Minion July 29, 2015
    Dead link is dead. Thanx to jZab for the info.
    For now I attached a zip-file with the story.
     

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    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 29, 2015
  2. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    Hehe, Pheonix shit, mantiocre testicles.

    You're funny, continue.
     
  3. TheIllusiveOne

    TheIllusiveOne Raptured to Hell

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    Lol. I thought this would be some nonjon rip off when I saw the summary, but it's good so far, I like it.
     
  4. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Your turning into me, Amerison, writing multiple stories at once and even though you know you should stop, you cant. At lest you keep updating... heh.
     
  5. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Damn You...found me out.

    Believe or not, I'm writing yet another one-shot, outlining to continue Across the Mirror, finishing up Chp4 for Temptation, and writing Chp 3 for this.

    It keeps me interested.
     
  6. ip82

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    The way I see it, the biggest problem with this story is that you failed to decide whether you wanted it to be a parody or plot-driven humor. So, at times, it seems rather rushed, choppy and hard to follow. I'll explain: Just when I start getting myself into the plot, you push in parody part written in completely different style. And then, when I start enjoying the mocking style of the parody, you revert to your standard storytelling. So, I was never able to quite get into this and enjoy it completely...

    Still, it made me chuckle and laugh several times, so it's worth the effort. I especially liked the Bill Weasley joke - he's always made too cool to be allowed for a Weasley. :)
     
    Last edited: May 10, 2006
  7. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    I'll have to sort that out.

    I'll try to lace in the parody more into the plot, but I couldn't resist not adding the geico gecko in there somehwere. He's so goddamn annoying.

    I'm going to make fun of the little things in the series (boy?girl?Blaise will be present as a character - a gender confused metamorphmagus), Lily as the uberSlut, as well as parody Severitus and popular fanfics. Aberforth's goat obsession will be there too.

    I guess the plot is the parody, and besides that, each chapter is mostly independent with the eception of new characters and reoccuring themes.

    I love making fun of history, so expect Jesus in there somewhere, Bill Clinton and Monica, Taliban, and other stuff.

    In short - this story is completely random. I'll update in the bathroom, 4 weeks later, or in Spanish, betwene assignments. I have an outline of certain plot devices, but thats it.
     
  8. Mrriddler

    Mrriddler High Inquisitor

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    Excellent Smithers. =P
     
  9. Lady Eowyn

    Lady Eowyn First Year

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    Lol :p Great story. Not many stories make me laugh, but your story made me go rofl ^-^
     
  10. CGB

    CGB Auror

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    Yeah. Good story. It's really funny.
     
  11. Contempt

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    Hmm...I liked it. By the way, you live in Connecticut too? Where in the state do you live?
     
  12. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Rocky Hill, in Hartford County. It's sandwiched between Berlin, Wethersfield, and Newington.

    Any plot ideas you want incorperated?
     
  13. Contempt

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    Heh, I live in the very edge of Hartford, near the Governers mansion. Anyway, I think it would be funny for an Pussy!Azkaban Harry to be bitch slapped by the dynamic duo.
     
  14. Swimdraconian

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    Other than a slight choppiness in your style of writing, this is definitely going to turn out to be one of the better parodies of FF.net. Oh, and for another character, try Gryffindor!SuperHarry! It's always worth a laugh.
     
  15. James

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    This link is dead.
     
  16. ScottPress

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    You could've just PM'd Minion, you know.
     
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    Nah, man, he wanted to necro a 9 year old thread.
     
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    If he'd held out just 10 more months it could've been a round decade. What a shame.

    /derail
     
  19. James

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    Right, sorry boys. Somehow PM didn't enter my mind.
     
  20. Ash'Ura

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    Does anyone have this fic stored away somewhere?
     
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