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The Potter Tradition of Red by Sree/Jolly Rancher - K

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by relas, Dec 10, 2006.

  1. Master Slytherin

    Master Slytherin Headmaster

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    With all due respect, keep this kind of drivel to yourself.
     
  2. Crazy1

    Crazy1 Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    Holy fuckin' shit. I should really read this now I know it's a parody.
     
  3. Memory King

    Memory King Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Reading the thread over again was almost as fun as the fic itself.

    And many of the reviews were just sad. 5/5 for an excellent twist!
     
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  4. Inziladun

    Inziladun First Year

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    Some poor H/G fan out there must be mentally scarred after reading chapter 3. However I don't feel that the pleasure of seeing Harry torture Ginny is worth the boring and uninspired seconds that I wasted reading this. 2/5
     
  5. HotIce

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    There is a thin line between bravery and stupidity. You, have crossed the threshold into stupidity. It is kind of hard to miss our blatant loathing of H/G shippers...If I did not know better, I could swear you did this on purpose. Lets hope not.

    I also skimmed through the first chapter of fic. If your going to make a fic with the same basic plot line as every other H/G out there. At least make it stand out a tiny bit.

    Edit: I stand corrected, reading the rest of the fic. I am still slightly nauseous from the first two chapters. However chapter three makes up for it. Kind of.
     
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  6. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    ROFL. Did you not read any of the thread?
     
  7. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    I highly recommend that you read this entire thread. It is epic in its entirety.

    This story is a very elaborate troll, targeted against fellow DLPers and H/G shippers alike. lol
     
  8. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Lol at the newb trolling me and Sree without even reading the entire thread or fic.

    Way to be a bandwagoning douchebag you fucknut.
     
  9. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    LOL! That made me chuckle.

    Ah the memories...
     
  10. Jenkins

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    LOL! This is why DLP has to have teh newbs. Haha. Well that made my day.
     
  11. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    HotIce: DLP's Trelawney
    (predicting his own failure since '08.​
     
  12. reggin

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    This should be made into a parody fic, I would read it over and over again.
     
  13. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    It... is a parody fic...
     
  14. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Lol, a stream of idiocy just flows from this thread.

    One idiotic post after another, because nobody takes the time to actually read it.
     
  15. The Deadman

    The Deadman Slug Club Member DLP Supporter

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    I didn't read the reviews here until after I read the fic. The first two chapters, I was like "WTF?"

    Until I got to the third chapter. Then I started laughing. Then I read the reviews on FF.net and here, and started laughing even more. Sree got everyone Hook, Line and Sinker. Hell, the reviews were better than the actual story. 5/5 for the fic AND the reviews.
     
  16. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    What do you mean the reviews were better than the story? :(

    I spent a lot of time writing this. I poured sweat and blood into making this fic as good as it could possibly be. All of 30 minutes on each chapter were spent, and you say the reviews are better? ;-;
     
  17. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    I reckon so, chubbs.

    (Off topic: Aren't you tired of seeing Tinn everytime you post...?)
     
  18. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Trust me. There are millions of worse things he could use as his avatar.

    Take Mirkwood for example. I end up blocking every single avatar he uses... They're irritating as hell.
     
  19. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    TRUE. His ava is legitimately nightmare-inducing.
     
  20. Sorrows

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    Please I beg you, tell me how to block his avatar.
     
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