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Oneshot Voldemort, My Pet Inferius by darklordmike - M

Discussion in 'Humor' started by darklordmike, Sep 1, 2009.

3.7037036418915/5, 27 votes
  1. darklordmike

    darklordmike Headmaster

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    Sep 1, 2009 #1
    Title: Voldemort, My Pet Inferius
    Author: darklordmike
    Rating: M
    Genre: Humor/Horror
    DLP Category: Humor/Parody
    Pairing: Harry/Luna
    Words: 4,307
    Published: June 2, 2009
    Status: Oneshot
    Summary: Post-HBP Humor Fic. Harry and Company discover a novel way to take down the Dark Lord. Bizarre hilarity ensues.
    Link: fanfiction.net, patronuscharm.net

    Thought I’d throw this one out there for your perusal. It was in WbA a few months ago, and had a generally favorable response.

    It was an exercise in tone and POV for me, but mostly it was just an excuse to exorcize a silly and gross plot bunny that wouldn’t leave me alone.

    Features necromancer!Harry and inferius!Voldemort. It’s crack to the core. Enjoy.


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  2. Innomine

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    Sep 1, 2009 #2
    hmmm

    I remember reading this in the WBA a couple of months ago.

    From what I remember, i'd give it a 3 or 4 out of 5. I found it generally... good, but also
    not good enough to equalize the pointlessness it also had.

    So 4/5 from me.
     
  3. Chiron

    Chiron Second Year

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    Sep 2, 2009 #3
    I usually don't read humor fics, but since I enjoyed your other story I decided to give this one a try. Retard!Voldemort and the Jeohvah witness made me chuckle, and since you were going for humor I would say you did well.

    4/5
     
  4. Stormey

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    Sep 2, 2009 #4
    Sorry mate, but this one felt like a drag to me.
    2/5.
     
  5. Novera

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    Sep 3, 2009 #5
    I would have liked it more if you would have wrote more in the present tense instead of Harry relating how everything came to happen.

    With that, I give it a 3/5
     
  6. Red

    Red High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Sep 5, 2009 #6
    17 votes and only 5 comments?

    Anyway, I remember reading this in WBA back when I lurked. It got a few chuckles from me and I felt it was a solid oneshot. 5/5 from me.
     
  7. Sooner90

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    Sep 5, 2009 #7
    Good one. I think Harry/Luna is the best pairing in ff. I love the implied criticisms of DH. It's humorous, but your ideas were infinitely more sensible that JKR's take on the whole "Master of Death" issue.

    4 out of 5
     
  8. Vengashii

    Vengashii Banned

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    Sep 5, 2009 #8
    Right. Of course it's Harry/Luna. Whatever else could it possibly be? :rolleyes:
     
  9. sincostan

    sincostan High Inquisitor

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    Sep 5, 2009 #9
    Hrm, then you check out the comments in wba and mentally transpose them here.
     
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    I really liked this one shot and it got a few chuckles from me. A solid 4/5
     
  11. fuubar

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    I thought this one was in the library already.

    I remember reading this and being thoroughly entertained. 4/5
     
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