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Complete Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire - M - Naruto

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by DarkAizen, Mar 25, 2009.

  1. DarkAizen

    DarkAizen Professor DLP Supporter

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    Title: Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud
    Author: lord of the land of fire
    Chapters: 40
    Words: 35,797
    Updated: Oct 30, 2014
    Published: Oct 26, 2007

    Status: Complete
    Rating: M
    Link: LINK!!
    Summary: What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book?

    Okay, the first chapter is exactly what the summary says. Kakashi reads out loud from his perveted books.
    This is a pretty funny fic and not just the first chapter.

    My favorite is chapter 5. In whitch team 7 loses a bet to Naruto. Kakashi has to come early, Sasuke is Naruto`s slave and Sakura has to treat Naruto as she treated Sasuke.
    This is my favorite scene:
    She shut her eyes. Isn’t there just one shinigami out there somewhere who could take me now? She opened her eyes and gritted herself.



    “Naruto-kun!” She shouted and ran up to him. “Naruto-kun! Oh Naruto-kun you’re the best! Can you take we go out on a date?” She was staring at him adoringly.


    Naruto looked at her for a second, then he stuck his hands in his pockets and slouched past her. “Hn.”


    Sakura’s left eye began to twitch violently.


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  2. Janus

    Janus Groundskeeper

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    Oh come on, chapter 4 was clearly the best. It has two of the best things in Naruto fanfiction.
     
  3. Kensington

    Kensington Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Eh, if I were to rec any of lord of the land of fire's fics it would be The True Monster. Might be a tad too emo for this site though.

    In regards to this fic, it is chuckle-worthy, although it reads like a bunch of outtakes from a larger series. Definitely not bad, but not great either.

    3/5
     
  4. Grubdubdub

    Grubdubdub Supreme Mugwump

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    This is a funny little thing. Wished he wouldn't do it chronologically, as I think chapter 5 and 4 would've been funnier in a reverse order, but it's funny nonetheless.
     
  5. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    ...Meh.

    2/5
     
  6. slasheh

    slasheh Seventh Year

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    well if we had a humor/parody subboard i'd say this is definitly good enough for that :p

    as a collection of crack i'd give it 4/5
     
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