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Worst/Most Amusing Freudian Slips

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Deakyvia, Sep 21, 2012.

  1. Deakyvia

    Deakyvia First Year

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    I'm randomly interested in amusing freudian slips, post your worst/best/most amusing Freudian slips here!
     
  2. Kellros

    Kellros Ultimate Snorlax Buddha

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  3. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    We had some sex on our backs instead of setbacks?

    Dunno dude, not many of these come immediately to mind. *shrug*
     
  4. KHAAAAAAAN!!

    KHAAAAAAAN!! Troll in the Dungeon –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    How about ol' frothy mix's nig slip? That was pretty hilarious.
     
  5. Styx0444

    Styx0444 Minister of Magic

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    One time I had to go get something from somewhere, the chick I was hanging out with said 'Can I hold your cock' instead of coke.

    But yeah, Freudian slips are the kind of joke you have to be there for. I don't think this thread is gonna go anywhere.
     
  6. gullibleoats

    gullibleoats Seventh Year

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    My friend was lining up for McDonalds and asked the cashier if he could get a large cock.
     
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