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Your Kitchenware Implement of Doom Is? II

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Stalicon, Nov 21, 2006.

  1. Vayne

    Vayne Second Year

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    Beware the coffee frother of doom, that's all I'm saying.
     
  2. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Butter Knife, ftw.
     
  3. Aensland

    Aensland Third Year

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    *draws his Pizza-cutter*

    En-guarde!
     
  4. Stalicon

    Stalicon High Inquisitor

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    Yes! Keep the tradition alive! The threads' power grows with each post! :)

    >_> I forgot what I was going to say here...
     
  5. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    About how you love Harry/Hedwig?
     
  6. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Oh yeah. That's hot!

    Anyway, blender for me. Milkshake fan, here.
     
  7. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    Hooray for Harry/Hedwig! Anyway, I choose you...


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    The potato masher. Just because I can.
     
  8. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Spork's been claimed by older members since long before you joined bro.

    Mine was the plastic sporife (a spork with a serrated "knife" edge for cutting), but I'm trading that in for a new utensil:

    The Espresso Machine. Good for bludgeoning, and poisoning... Although I might have better luck with Sushi and Polonium-210.

    Sorry... I know it's terrible, but I can't stop laughing about it for some reason... The sheer stupidity of the element used, I mean yeah it did the job, but the point of untraceable poisoning is to hide "whodunnit"; which you can't do if only two governments have enough of the stuff to kill a person, and one of them wouldn't do it while the other has the grudge of all grudges against his ass.

    Mother Russia outsmarted herself.
     
  9. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Oi! Someone has stolen my Nutcracker!
     
  10. Xenon

    Xenon Professor

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    The Toaster. Whats not to like? Bludgeon, flail, garrote, burn, shock, and of course, it makes toast! Back Ye Heathens!
     
  11. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    Kitchen Shears of kitchenly d00m!
     
  12. Nullify

    Nullify Seventh Year

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    A citrus zester. It's nifty.

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    Easy to put into your pocket, and it shaves all these pretty spirals of lemons, oranges, or something more gory with one clean tug!

    Just think of how utterly lovely a skin or intestine garnish would look on a plate. Or you can make these little decorative marks onto someone too, I suppose, with a little imagination.

    FTW. :D
     
  13. Swimdraconian

    Swimdraconian Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    I prefer blunt trauma, so I'll have to go with - The Rolling Pin!

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    Molly Weasley won't see this one coming....
     
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  14. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    True, but that means you have to be in close proximity to her in order to kill her... And what happens when you go after Ginslut? Hmmm???

    That's why espresso laced with Polonium-210 (better than Sushi) is by far the more effective method.

    *laughs as Ginslut and Co. die horribley painful deaths*

    Is now officially evil

    *dances*
     
  15. Swimdraconian

    Swimdraconian Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Actually I was more going for the whole "Beat them over the head until their bains fall out and snot runs out their ears" kind of thing. But your way sounds fun too. ;)
     
  16. Rain

    Rain Pirate Navigator of the 7 Seas

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    <- Plastic butter knife of unexpected doom. Classic.

    (I'd look for a nifty picture, and give it a bloodied appearance, but m'too lazy. :p)
     
  17. madeyemoody

    madeyemoody High Inquisitor

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    I choose................the fuckin fridge

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    Crush them with it then hide there body in there for later :devil:
     
  18. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Madfeye.

    I'll see you a fridge and raise you the kitchen sink.
     
  19. Mercenary

    Mercenary Snake Eater

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    FIne, if I cant use the spork, the bread knife will do.
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  20. Jamven

    Jamven Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Has anyone choosen a
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    meat grinder?
     
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