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Your Kitchenware Implement of Doom Is? II

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Stalicon, Nov 21, 2006.

  1. se7en

    se7en Professor

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    LOL. The meatgrinder is great.
     
  2. Nuntis

    Nuntis First Year

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    CLose--but it really has spikes. Like ...like iron maiden spikes. To your credit, I haven't seen said Meat Hammer Spiked Thing anywhere else so...yeah. ^^;
     
  3. Jeram

    Jeram Elder of Zion ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    My implement is The Frying Pan of Doom - it's from a fantasy short story by Patricia Wrede of the same name. It can only be wielded by the true master, and will change anything into an egg. ANYTHING.

    -J
     
  4. Mr Strike

    Mr Strike Epic Awesomeness DLP Supporter

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    The jaffle maker, oh yes, if only it worked on batteries. Portable searing power.

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  5. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    I want everyone here to know something: I WILL SPANK YOUR PUSSY ASSES WITH MY SPATULA OF DOOM! :D :D

    :scampers off into the night waving spatula madly, he may make pancakes with said spatula later this evening:
     
  6. apocalypsemeow

    apocalypsemeow Professor DLP Supporter

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    Fear the Uber Torte Knife of Doom!
    Nice, flexible, thin....Maybe heated...

    Heh, my school doesn't have plastic knives anymore, I guess they're afraid we shall harm eachother/ourselves.
    Like you couldn't do more damage with a spoon...
     
  7. Mercenary

    Mercenary Snake Eater

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    Your school doesnt have plastic knives... what next? Sporks are too dangerous they have pointy ends... LIKE A DAGGER! ZOMG! THE SCHOOL IS GIVING OUT WEAPONS!
     
  8. apocalypsemeow

    apocalypsemeow Professor DLP Supporter

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    I know...I'm kind of surprised they even let us have utensils at all. And my school isn't even that dangerous...
     
  9. Jheph

    Jheph Groundskeeper

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    Appropriate kitchen knife holder.

    EDIT: Someone already posted the above image and I didn't notice. Here's a new one.
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    Last edited: Nov 30, 2006
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