1. DLP Flash Christmas Competition + Writing Marathon 2024!

    Competition topic: Magical New Year!

    Marathon goal? Crank out words!

    Check the marathon thread or competition thread for details.

    Dismiss Notice
  2. Hi there, Guest

    Only registered users can really experience what DLP has to offer. Many forums are only accessible if you have an account. Why don't you register?
    Dismiss Notice
  3. Introducing for your Perusing Pleasure

    New Thread Thursday
    +
    Shit Post Sunday

    READ ME
    Dismiss Notice

Book Contradictions

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Devil Incarnate, Aug 16, 2005.

?

Best Pairing

  1. Harry/Bella

    99.4%
  2. Harry/Narcissa

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Harry/Tonks

    0.6%
  4. Harry/mix of any above

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2005
    Messages:
    8,903
    Location:
    Gilligan's Island
    Dude she's not a dude... Otherwise she couldn't get up the stairs to the girls dormitories... She's an it.... A He/She, A dudette with a dude's parts, An all in one reproductive factory, an "It", A TRANSVESTITE!!!

    It all makes perfect sense now.


    As for having the power to fuck with time... I wouldn't do much, I would just use my new found powers for the betterment of the human race... In other words, to give me more nap time.
     
  2. Redeye

    Redeye Penultimate Lurker DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2005
    Messages:
    494
    i actually read a fanfic back in the day where hermione was a hermaphrodite. I vaugely remember her getting mad at ron because (with out any knowledge of the hermaphrodite-ness) he called her herm or hermy something like that.
     
  3. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

    Joined:
    Apr 12, 2005
    Messages:
    1,833
    Location:
    Lost in the sands of time
    use the power of time...never :angel: *starts thinking about all the fun and chaos i could cause* :ph34r:
     
  4. Lady Rebecca

    Lady Rebecca Professor

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2005
    Messages:
    406
    Location:
    American by birth, Southern by the grace of god (A
    Gosh the things I could do...Knowing me, I'd accidentally send myself to fuedal Europe with no escape in sight
     
  5. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2005
    Messages:
    8,903
    Location:
    Gilligan's Island
    They would teach you your place... Uppity Wench :)

    *Don't kill me please*

    And if you do kill me at least don't touch my hair... Or let anything unclean touch it.
     
  6. RagefulLlama

    RagefulLlama Seventh Year

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2005
    Messages:
    201
    Location:
    Calgary
    Do we have unresolved issues we need to deal with giovanni? :p
     
  7. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2005
    Messages:
    8,903
    Location:
    Gilligan's Island
    None that I am aware of.

    Well aside from

    My out of control Paranoia
    My Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
    My Criminal Insanity
    My Unappreciated Genius
    and last but not least
    My absolute and utter loathing of morons...

    Nope I got no issues I need to work on.

    Just thought I might annoy Lady Rebecca with a post like that :)

    Esp after she harrassed me so in the Person Above Me Game
     
  8. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2005
    Messages:
    4,372
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    *smears your hair with dirt, grease, and Essence of Giovanni
     
  9. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2005
    Messages:
    8,903
    Location:
    Gilligan's Island
    *captures Lord Ravenclaw*
    *ties him up*
    *removes his clothes*
    *shoves honey in his ass and puts him by a hornets nest thats next to an african fire ant hill*
    *walks away*
     
  10. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2005
    Messages:
    4,372
    Location:
    Denver, CO
  11. Lady Rebecca

    Lady Rebecca Professor

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2005
    Messages:
    406
    Location:
    American by birth, Southern by the grace of god (A
    *helps Lord Ravenclaw*
     
  12. Lady Rebecca

    Lady Rebecca Professor

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2005
    Messages:
    406
    Location:
    American by birth, Southern by the grace of god (A
    *kills Giovanni for chauvinistic comment*
     
  13. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2005
    Messages:
    8,903
    Location:
    Gilligan's Island
    *re-captures Lord Ravenclaw*
    *captures Lady Rebecca*
    *puts them both in anti-magic manacles*
    *sends Lord Ravenclaw to Dumbledore's office orgy*
    *sends Lady Rebecca to Siberian Uranium mines*
    *has a martini shaken not stirred*
     
  14. RagefulLlama

    RagefulLlama Seventh Year

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2005
    Messages:
    201
    Location:
    Calgary
    urgh . . . please don't be so . . so . . . urg next time giovanni :puke:
     
  15. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2005
    Messages:
    4,372
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    *screams and Apparates away*
     
  16. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2005
    Messages:
    8,903
    Location:
    Gilligan's Island
    ^ Is incapable of escape due to manacles, and is violated by Dumbledore numerous times.
     
  17. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2005
    Messages:
    4,372
    Location:
    Denver, CO
  18. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2005
    Messages:
    8,903
    Location:
    Gilligan's Island
    ^ Is showing a picture of what I did to Dumbledore after the orgy was over and I left my hiding spot.
     
  19. Lady Rebecca

    Lady Rebecca Professor

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2005
    Messages:
    406
    Location:
    American by birth, Southern by the grace of god (A
    I shall escape using stolen uranium, making me a super person and kill you Giovanni!
     
  20. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2005
    Messages:
    4,372
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    Dumbledore r0x0red your b0x0rz Gio.
     
Loading...