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Gizoogle, for the World's Phattest Fanfiction

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Andrela, Oct 9, 2015.

  1. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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  2. MoltenCheese

    MoltenCheese Seventh Year

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    Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality from Gizoogle.

    The summary:
    This makes MoR so much better XD
     
  3. Taure

    Taure Magical Core Enthusiast Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Being me, I decided to put some smut through it.


    Also, this line from The One He Feared was rather impressive:

     
  4. Paradise

    Paradise Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    I put Steelbadgers and Taures profile through it. Needless to say we had some humorous results
     
  5. Newcomb

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    If I get drunk enough, I might actually change the summary to this.
     
  6. Taure

    Taure Magical Core Enthusiast Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I love how "Fem!Harry" gets translated to "funky-ass biatch Harry". It's like this thing was written for fanfic.
     
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    MoltenCheese Seventh Year

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    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign Prestige

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    Putting your own writing through this is... something. :awesome

    Fucking GOLD.
     
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  9. MoltenCheese

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    This thing deserves its own thread. So much potential and lulz in this :D
     
  10. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I put Twine Bracelet through it, since that's by far my post popular one-shot on ffnet, and... :awesome

    http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fanfiction.net%2Fs%2F8461800%2F1%2FThe-Twine-Bracelet&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

     
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    Oh kami. Plugged in Fate of the Dice on AO3. This is great.

     
  12. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    Straight Outta Newcomb.
     
  13. lopeck

    lopeck Third Year

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    I don't have enough thumbs left. This thread is full of win.
     
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    Pure gold.

     
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    God, thanks guys for this awesome read. I was bored out of my mind at work, since then I've been laughing my ass off in my car and people are giving me strange looks. All worth it!
     
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    "schmoooove" with four 'o's kept throwing me off, but overall the idea was definitely worth a chuckle.
     
  17. MoltenCheese

    MoltenCheese Seventh Year

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    Tears of joy.
     
  19. Joe

    Joe The Reminiscent Exile Prestige DLP Supporter

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    ...the last decade in fanfiction has been leading solely to this thread.

    My ff.net profile:

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    Seriously, I want you to gangbang me on tha twitter.

    And, much like Taure, I went straight to something slutty. Here's a chunk of the Harry/Fleur sex scene from Wastelands:

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    When the weight of the ghetto lifts fo' just a heartbeat, you know you done good.
     
  20. Genghiz Khan

    Genghiz Khan Unspeakable

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    I got this:

    "Friends, Romans, ghettomen, lend mah crazy ass yo' ears;
    I come ta bury Caesar, not ta praise his muthafuckin ass.
    Da evil dat pimps do lives afta them;
    Da phat is oft interred wit they bones:
    So let it be wit Caesar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke."

    - Da Tragedy of Julius Caesar by Lil' Willy Shakespeare

    Lol'd so hard. XD
     
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