Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 21, 2016.
Did you just offer to jerk off Oz?
The name's mort, not 'somebody' -.-;
Backtracing mort's IP address as we speak.
Don't back off now, you made a promise.
Take one for the team mort.
In other news, spanked it again. It's like, 'I don't really feel like it, but I'm kinda bored, so why not? Gotta fill the hours somehow, might as well masturbate.'
Is this my punishment for making bad jokes?
The electric chair is.
DLP sees right through your flimsy 'talk generic, mean specific' parlance.
Chins up, Oz, now you have proper motivation to find yourself a lady-friend. And a good pick-up line, in the right circumstances...
"Listen, I need your help. I made this pledge..."
Wow someone who speaks actual sense.
Its like the Democratic voters can't believe that people can think differently from them.
As a sane human being I feel terrible about this election.
As a human shaped pile of shit though...
AHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH OZ WITH THE 4 YEAR BLUE BALLS
Source: every functioning (semi-)democracy everywhere, any point in history.
You'll be fine, Oz. Just try to find yourself an American wannabe-expat and offer her citizenship in exchange for four years of sex.
Come on, it's not like that's the kind of thing that would be frowned upon under the new regime.
It's more like we're terrified we're going to wake up next year in nuclear Armageddon, or with a huge, tacky, useless, expensive wall on our boarder.
America will be great again.
Just not in the next four years.
Oz might be frustrated enough to run for President in four years...
Cleaned my apartment last night.
You are going to get so much accomplished in the next four years.
He'll have to deal without that post-wank clarity, though.
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