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Little Red Riding Hood Has A Gun

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Sesc, Mar 24, 2016.

  1. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    I can't stop laughing.

    And then it kicks off.

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    There's also Hansel & Gretel & The Armed Villagers Taking Down The Nasty Witch, and don't miss checking out Twitter with gems like

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  2. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I can just see the Hunchback of Notre Dame bringing an Uzi to school and opening up on the lunch hall. :/
     
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    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling Prestige DLP Supporter

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    This story is brought to you by the author of "The Little Engine That Could Round Up All The Jews" and "The Three Blind Mice That Got Eaten by a Cat."
     
  4. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

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    Or Sleeping Beauty not pricking herself on a spindle, but falling victim to improper gun safety.

    Or Beast committing suicide through gun because of his curse.
     
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