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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Sesc, Jan 17, 2018.

  1. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Seyllian Auror DLP Supporter

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    “and intelligence-sharing efforts. But polish-Americans came obamacare, humana, 420 percent pro-America. Thank everybody, but I commissioned gerald ford.”
     
  3. lopeck

    lopeck Third Year

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    Cyberwarfare:
    “Cyberwarfare, we unfortunately, we accomplished this decision, because of a republican—quiet, quiet, quiet. See, there's a big simplification, we will pursue our great American people, the American people environmentally friendly solution for u. S.-manufactured drugs -- and we constructed.”

    Sesc:
    “unemployment is a great secretary, you misrepresented judge Gorsuch, into bloodstained killing regulations, which makes the American people, you very muchappreciate you misrepresented that instantaneously.”
    Dark Lord Potter:
    “I strengthened America first. Finally, our administration's arctic ice, folks are doing a once-in-a-generation opportunity, but I congratulate everybody in plane.”
    Harry Potter:
    “we approve it? The commander-in-chief's trophy decision very pro mexico. That's a once-in-a-generation opportunity in terror attack on denuclearization.”
     
  4. Seyllian

    Seyllian Auror DLP Supporter

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    I typed Harry Potter into it as well. Got a pretty funny one which I didn't copy. It kind of read like "Children are this country's greatest export."
     
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    Porn:

    "we congratulate secretary tillerson have been working that the nationally-determined contribution and, frankly, terminated under renegotiation.”

    I howled.

    Also:

    Taure:
    “we accomplished much on denuclearization. I think very much, much better tomorrow—one where Melania is african-American.”
     
  6. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Hahaha. A "once-in-a-generation opportunity in terror attack on denuclearization"? That's awesome. I'm totally convinced that's what's happening. And "Thank everybody, but I commissioned gerald ford." is fantastic as well.
     
  7. lopeck

    lopeck Third Year

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