Thoughts in no particular order: - Rose is terrible. She's a pudgy mechanic who decides she can punch on James Bond level as both a spy and also in terms of getting with Finn in the end. Finn can nail Rei but he's gonna go for this random chubby SJW nobody? Because what? She fucked up the mission and then took away Finn's free will at the end out of some psychotic fangirl love for him that in no way is reciprocated before she decides to just kiss him. I'm sure this delighted the fuck out of the Tumblr girls in the audience, but holy shit was her character bad. - Speaking of Rose, she frees the horses (which have nowhere to go - it's an island) and doesn't free the slave children? So essentially all she's done is set them up to be beaten or killed for neglecting their duty? Good job dipshit. That scene where her and Finn go "At least we've done something" made me sink in my seat. The fuck have you done? - Spaceballs. Spaceballs everywhere. "I'll hold for General Hux" They did this shit in TFA and it was the worst part of that movie too. You're a drama you need to be a drama or rename to Star Wars: Kids and put this shit on Nick Jr. There's no tension, just shitty cowboy Poe being not that funny to ruin otherwise good scenes. - Laura Dern is so distracting and American that it broke me out of the movie. At least Carrie Fisher faked an accent for a while. I half expected Laura Dern to eat a bagel with lox on screen at some point. - How the fuck is that the entire Rebellion, what are those weird ass snow mobile jet fighters, and where the fuck did the First Order come from? None of this shit makes sense. - Are we seriously going to get scenes shaming Chewie into not eating meat? Could Tumblr bleed on this movie any more? It's fucking absurd. - On that same note, you're going to introduce arms dealers as a way to make everyone in the casino into an acceptable subhuman so the protagonists can act like terrorists comfortably, and then immediately undercut it with this weird "But you buy from them too"? -- Subnote to that note, if these are the richest people in the galaxy, where's the security?? You think the people that supply the First Order with literally all of their equipment are running around without a bounty hunter or fifty to guard them? What the hell. - BB8 taking out four guards like no problem is some prequel shit and they need to stop. He literally duct tapes their mouth. And I get that it's cute, but stop with the thumbs up. If BB8 has that human-like a personality and is that capable, you've got a potential droid army on your hands that's 100% more effective and disciplined army than one where some random fat mechanic can fuck off mid-mission and suddenly become a pilot and ruin your last defense.