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Benedict Clarke as a young Severus Snape:



Bertie Gilbert as Scorpius Malfoy:

 

Judged just by their appearance I'd say Clarke as Snape needs a grimace like Gilbert, and Gilbert should dye his hair black, take a time turner, travel a few years back and replace Radcliffe.

 

I don't recall "butt-chin" being among Harry's distinguishing features.

Astoria must look like her face was nearly split with an axe, for pointy little Draco to produce a kid with a cleft like that.

 

Not so, cleft chins are passed on through the father's genes. But I doubt anyone will notice that.

I think the choice for Snape is perfect but he looks to much like my friend younger brother.

 

...how did they fuck that up?

I mean, in the world of ugly children to choose from, how did they fuck that up?

Rickman's one of the most awesome people I've ever met. He deserves better.

 

Me thinks you never heard of the concept of make-up. They can easily ugly this kid up.

 

Lol, yes, doing what I do for a living I am indeed acquainted with the concept, but a few cosmetic layers does not a mini-Rickman make.

Kid had better have a seriously good scowl going for him.

 

With that pose, I think they should shave his head, put him in a loin-cloth and dub him "Gollum".

 

Oh, yes.

This one's a keeper.

 

No amount of hair stylists and cool leather jackets will make up for the fact that that kid answers to "Bertie." What a terrible name.

 

...why are you moaning about Snape being ugly? He's meant to be.

Anyway, GL, if you drop hints any bigger that you want us to ask you about your occupation they may knock us out on the way down.